AUTO-Biography [COMPLETED]

You have seriously got me wondering who this woman is.

Like, I’m dying to know.

Sounds familiar… but I can’t get my hopes up… I can only wait anxiously for the next chapter…

bounces in her seat

And it’s interesting… there’s a prequel (kinda) to the movie that I have planned out (like, WAY prequel… like, back in 2012 prequel! :laughing:) in which AUTO actually desires the ability to express intense emotion, such as crying… and I couldn’t help but think of that when I read this last chapter. It ties in almost perfectly with my prequel…! :open_mouth: OMG!

This… this is seriously weird. Almost as if the two stories were made for each other or something. Haha.

little chef

That’s kinda scaring me…first Higher calling now this.*laughs.*we have seriously got to write a fan fiction together! The possibilities…it can be any movie, even.laughs.

For those of you tuning in, beware the resemblance to Ratatouille! I was making dinner when I got inspired. I must have a very creative mind if spaghetti gets me writing. laughs.

Chapter Ten: Eating

“I’m Qwerty.” The girl announced with a beaming smile. “I’m working here.”

That’s all good and well, but…Why?, is what I wanted to say. But feelings betrayed me, whittling down my vocabulary to echoing her name.

“Qwerty…” I almost swooned, but stopped myself before a dangerous friendship formed.

Stranger still, she did not mind if I acted oddly in front of her. She merely smirked and went on with her explanation of her presence.

“I just couldn’t let them hurt you, Auto. You do not deserve any of that.” Her green eyes glimmered mysteriously in concern. For ME.

I do not deserve this either.

“So! I’m gonna play babysitter for all the little bots and bolts. Okay with you? You seem like you carry the weight of this place on your shoulders. I thought you could use a hand.”

What am I hearing?

Why yes, yes I do take on everything around here.

But I don’t accept help.

Do I?

“Qwerty…” I begin, barely being able to continue, unsure of what will be said.

“…Of course you can do that! You can have the captain’s…quarters…”

I trail off. No one has entered there since…

[i]Auto, you are relieved of duty!

Noo…[/i]

“Auto? Is something wrong?” Qwerty asks, worried.

I don’t answer. I cannot bring up that portion of my life.

My LIFE…?

For the first time, I feel alive…sentient.

“Oh, Auto…” Qwerty appears by my side, confidently standing like she belongs there. She exudes sympathy for my disheartening past. “You can have the captain’s quarters to rest in. You are the captain now.”

I feel the hat perched on top of my zipline unit, not belonging there, tilting to one side due to the ludicrous fantasy of mine.

It is designed for a human head.

[i]I don’t even have a head.

I have nothing.[/i]

“I…DON"T…REST.” I scold both myself and Qwerty. “You can have it.”

In empathy, Qwerty slowly smiles and heads to the elevator, insisting that I follow. The robotic rejects try to tag along, but I enlist GO-4 to herd them all to the Axiom.

Qwerty unloads her suitcase, even the embarrassing female garments, as if I were not there. However, she is constantly aware of my presence, but unlike anyone I have ever encountered, she is not afraid.

She wants me here with her.

I am needed again.

“Hey, Auto! Can I leave the bridge for a second?”

“You may do anything you wish, Qwerty. You are not stuck here.” It was not meant to be self-pity, but Qwerty reads it as such.

“I don’t need to go if you can’t leave. I don’t want you to be lonely. But…”

“If it is a required human activity, such as sleeping, yo are free to go.”

“Not without you.” She persists. Anger is in her eyes with the determination she shows. No matter how I protested, she has made it her directive to keep me from being like WALL·E.

I learned WALL·E’s story a week after the holo-detector incident. He was solidified in an unescapable, perpetual solitude that lasted as long as Directive A113. When I launched the reconnaissance probes, one landed in his vicinity. He taught this particular EVE droid to love. He had recovered the plant for EVE’s discovery, and he followed her wherever she went, including the Axiom, and, in the process, he destroyed all I worked for.

I cannot be mad at him, though. He is a good being, that much is certain. I only wish he’d visit the bridge more often.

After much pondering, Qwerty’s face light up with an idea. “Just one moment, Auto! You’re gonna love it!” And she bounds off into her quarters, insisting I wait on the bridge, or else I’ll spoil the surprise.

It is the first time she has left me alone.

Alone to try and decipher the feelings that exist in her presence.

She is so…mysterious. And beautiful. She is flawless, unlike the rest of her kind. Determined and courageous…She knows who I am and where I come from.

I don’t know a thing about her.

We get along well together and have a lot in common…or, at least what she reveals to me. There is more to her than what she manifests…but it is not intentional or sinister. She must have a complex life herself.

I cannot inquire about it, though. While she wishes for me to tell her everything about myself, she makes it clear that she doesn’t want to talk about herself.

She puts other people before herself.

Just like I do.

Others give orders, they know best. I do not matter…

But she thinks I matter. And she is worth a lot to me, as well. She is a good companion…

But is that really all there is to this relationship?

Is something unbeknown to either of us about where we are headed

The Ratatouille portion will come tomorrow. I apologize. I just bought The Art of WALL·E and I HAVE to read it soon or I’ll pee my pants or something.laughs.

See you tomorrow!

Wow, you really have written a lot since I last checked; I’m finding it hard to keep up with the pace you’re turning out these chapters! :smiley: A word of advice, maybe it’d be wiser to post a new chapter every week, even if you’ve finished writing 'em. I understand you’re eager to show your work to the audience, but it’s sometimes fun to keep them waiting in suspense for the next chapter (like a weekly serial), plus it gives you more time to polish the grammar and tighten the plotlines. That’s what I would do anyway, heheh, so you’re free to take my advice (or not! :smiley:).

That said, however, I’ve read Chapter 3 and 4 in one shot, and I’m duly expressed with your writing! You seem to be another great Wall-E fanfic writer in the making, like little_chef and Netbug, so I’ll be watching ya!

Chapter 3 - I didn’t understand the relation of using the Reject Bots as the title, besides the faulty BURN-E and L-T units mentioned. :confused: I liked the Captain and AUTO’s exchange at the beginning, the dialogue sparkles with wit right there, and reveals a lot about AUTO’s tendency to take things a little too literally. His little self-promotion stunt was amusing and cheeky, but things took a turn for the worse when he almost kills the Captain. Great turning point there, in their relationship. One of the interesting aspects of the Captain and AUTO’s relationship is that they’re symbiotic, one can’t survive without the other (although AUTO has the greater degree of power in this case). Very sobering, the way how the Captain reacted by changing the subject, and how poor AUTO felt guilty.

Chapter 4 - This is one of the best-written chapters I’ve read from you so far! Also one of the saddest and heartbreaking. The way how the Captain described AUTO as his friend is particularly touching. One-hundred-and-thirty-three years after Chapter 3… the life expectancy of humans has risen considerably since then! I must check the movie again to see how long Jim was Captain, but that’s an amazingly long term of service.

So Jim is that one item that remains a mystery to AUTO? If what I inferred is correct, that’s a very beautiful line there.
I liked how AUTO hesitated killing the Captain, but realises he must since he has to follow orders. A very tough decision, but one that he had to make nonetheless. I didn’t get the last two paragraphs, so he announced to the passengers that the Captain’s dead, and he ‘flashbacked’ to the moment he killed Jim? Well, anyway, a very emotionally-devastating chapter, and I loved it!

Please excuse my tardiness in reviewing your chapters, but rest assured, I’ll get to all of ‘em eventually. Even if I don’t, do continue writing regardless, cos’ I think you’ve got something good goin’ on here.

BTW, I noticed you borrowed the pun I coined for your fanfic: “AUTO-biography”. :wink: Not that I mind, though, I think it makes a great title.

WHOO! HOO! 400 views! I know that probably sounds dinky to some people but…laughs. I’m getting somewhere! YAY!

thedriveintheatre: Well…maybe not weekly, but I’ll post a little less often. Namely, not daily. Laughs.

Ch. 9, cont’d

Qwerty returned with several pots and packages in hand, clearing off the control deck and setting them all down.

“Well,” she announces, dusting herself off. “I guess we’d better get started.”

“With…what?” These actions are amazingly confusing to me.

“With cooking! You don’t expect me to eat that ‘cup’ stuff, do you?” She replies nonchalantly. “And you…” She adds, dramatically pointing to me.“…are going to help me!”

“But…I…” Why does this independent teenager leave me at such a loss for words? “What are we making?” I resign. There is no worthwhile argument.

“We’re making pasta. Spaghetti to be exact.”

“Oh…okay.”

We set to work. In my statistical data, I discover that this is the first time in a millennium since anyone has produced fresh food.

Qwerty and I are making history.

Qwerty…and I.

Together.

A primal voice inside envelopes the two of us in happy, soft thoughts.

[i]Warm. A person. So nice.

She’s nice.

I like this.

I like her.[/i]

I know this voice well. It is the same one that drove me to almost kill Reardon at the comment about my experience, or lack of it, because of my apparent “youth.” I followed its advice for taking control of the ship, disposing of the plant, all the things that led towards failure.

I will not listen anymore.

Remember your directive. You are not permitted to feel.

There are three discoveries I make early on in the task of cooking the impossibly long noodles Qwerty calls “pasta.”

One: She cannot cook.

Two: I am not designed to cook.

And three: That makes the entire process cumbersome and difficult.

With hilarious results.

“Aggh!” Qwerty shout as the marinara sauce spatters all over the bridge console.

I summon M-O again. He has not been able to rest all day.

These robots…They care about being here…It’s what they live for. The least I can do is appeciate them.

“Thank you, M-O.” I tell him as he leaves in a huff.

Qwerty giggles when the spaghetti slides across the floor. I try vainly to mop it up, careful not to shock myself again. I do not want to uncover another directive that may change me back to the way I was. There’s no telling what lengths I’ll go to to fulfill my orders.

I don’t want Qwerty to get hurt.

“Haha! Auto! Bring the plates over here! We might as well eat this now before it gets burnt anymore!”

“Yes, Qwerty.”

I cannot back down. I must follow orders. No matter what I feel, to every eye, mechanical and organic, I am not human. I do not move at all like a human, my appearance is completely divorced from a person’s.

The only humanlike ability I have is to talk. That is all.

I don’t even sound human.

“It is a good thing I cannot eat.” I quip as Qwerty stomachs the atrocity we have created.

I discovered after an evening of conversation with Qwerty that she is only 16 years of age. Imagine. Over seven centuries of nonstop operation simply pales in comparison to 16 years of human existance.

“It’s…okay.” She persists. “You just have to…eat around the burnt stuff…and the bitter sauce…and…”

“It is completely inedible, isn’t it?” If I could emote with facial expressions, I would certainly be smiling. A twinkle in my lens elusively appears, just for a moment.

Qwerty doesn’t smile back. She must not have seen it.

I try so hard to show her how I feel…how I should NOT feel…

[i]She is a COMRADE! NOTHING ELSE! Get this through your motherboard!

You. Cannot. Feel.[/i]

The hardest fact to swallow is this one flaw I do have.

“You can’t at least try to eat, Auto?” Qwerty asks, twirling a mouthful of blackened pasta on her fork. “Come on, everyone deserves a break.” Qwerty invites me to sit across from her at the table we had GO-4 drag from the captain’s quarters.

“Qwerty…” I begin, “If I could break free of the prison I built myself, I would. Unfortunately, it was far too late before I even ralized I was trapped.”

I realize I am truly addressing the underlying question, why don’t you STOP WORKING?

Qwerty stares back at me, upset. Slowly, she stands up, walks over to the trash chute, and dumps the offensive noodles down into oblivion. Her movements are slow, upset, and deliberate. She seems so dejected, I almost worry that she will thrust herself into the chute as well, in order to escape my presence. Finally, she sees my true identity, and realizes we can never be friends.

I cannot change who I am.

WHAT I am.

Final portion of Ch. 10: Eating

After dinner, I asked Qwerty what she wanted to do, certain she would wander off to the Lido deck. Anywhere I was not.
But she merely shook her head and looked me straight in the eye.

“I want to stay here, and see what Earth was like.”

It was not intentional, but her words hit me hard. Earth, where I was NOT supposed to go.

And ended up going anyway.

Qwerty turned to the screen of the Axiom’s computer and ordered, " Ocean view, please."

“Yes, Qwerty.” I involuntarily answered.

She looked puzzled. “Doesn’t the ship’s computer do that?”

“What do you think runs the computer, and everything else?” I return.

She pauses for a moment, upset that I must undertake so much work, then turns to the watery scene.

We watch the water for hours. I offer Qwerty a chair once or twice, but she refuses. She behaves extremely similar to me: Never resting. To relax is death, unless she was required to do so, as when she attempted to eat our failure.

We are the same…

She appreciates nature enough not to stand in front of the image and gawk, but leans to the side, letting all the fragile beauty sink in.

Nothing is as beautiful as you. I muse.

I should not be feeling this way…I don’t.

I catch a glimpse of myself in the screen, then turn my gaze to the portraits, and finally back to Qwerty. There is such a contrast between us…

Suddenly, something reflects in the bridge window, catching my eye, and an idea forms in my software.

Stealthily, I lower myself down to Qwerty’s level, until I am right behind her, and silently remove the captain’s hat from my nonexistent head and place it gently on Qwerty’s. It shimmers with the water’s refraction like it belongs there.

“Vary location.”

On cue, I switch the locale from a bright reef to a dank cove. We watch in silence again. In a few hours, Qwerty murmurs "Vary location, " once again.

Shock creeps onto her face. Then sadness.

She does not see any fish.

But hope springs eternal when she spies a white form in the center of the screen…

It is just the captain’s hat. She slumps over, dejected, but still insists on watching.

Slowly, her hand trembling, she strokes the monitor.

It had never occurred to me that Qwerty could cry. I still do not believe it is possible for her, even if she wanted to more than anything. But her expression yields so much pain and immense anguish…Silent endurance to constant work and heartbreak…

“This…” she whispers, voice breaking, “was taken after fish became extinct.”

Qwerty…my hard drive pangs in yearning to know just how she feels.

You cannot break free. You will never be able to comfort her.

I regret giving her the captain’s hat, I brood as she closes the elevator door, plunging down to her quarters. Alone.

The hat remains on the floor, trodden on.

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Chapter 11: Confinement

Qwerty remained inside the captain’s quarters for an unspeakable length of time. For the first time in my existence, I feel agitated. Every sound or movement causes me to start and check if Qwerty has returned, but she has not. This is not good for me to feel, but I cannot break away.

There is always conflict…

[i]In a high-end factory, an assembly line suddenly stops. Among the multitude of identical Autopilots, one seems to resist the programming procedure. Several operators cease production to see what the problem is.

Cautiously, one of the workers lifts the manual/autopilot hinge open, while another checks the hard drive in the back of the machine.

After a few successful tests, one worker pipes in,

“Why didn’t you check the electrical responses to the manual/automatic switch? Just to make sure it’s working.”

Everyone nods in agreement, and they reopen the inner workings. But as soon as they expose the motherboard to “manual” mode, the red lens slowly activates, and the wheel jump-starts, destroying everything in its path on the conveyor belt.

“I don’t want to be shut down!” It screams at full volume like an unhappy child, destroying more equipment. “I WANT TO DRIVE THE SHIP!!!”

The workmen struggle to subdue the renegade machine without success. It continues its rage, ruining several unfinished Autopilot models succeeding the rebellious wheel in manufacturing.

“That’s enough.” A stately man shouts from the opposite side of the room. Like magic, everything slows to a standstill. Even the Autopilot is silent.

Steadily, the man walks toward the robot and carefully picks it up. The robot retaliates by striking the man’s right eye out of surprise.

“This one…” The gentleman explains,dabbing at his bleeding eye, “is the last.”[/i]

After what seems like a century, Qwerty steps through the elevator door, WALL·E and EVE behind her. She does not appear upset. Rather, she looks overjoyed to see me again.

“Me too.”

“What?” Qwerty asks, confused.

Without thinking, my voice betrayed my emotions.

EVE begins to dance happily around WALL·E, picking him up and twirling the two of them around. I wish I had that…

“Auto…Do you think…we could put that little spat from last night behind us?” Qwerty asks hopefully.

Last night? My timekeeping machinery is not performing optimally. Time is of no essence to me, but this has not occurred before…

More importantly, a spat? As in an argument a new couple has between them?

“Yes. Here,” I glide over to the childish robotic dancers. “Let us babysit these two today.”

“Sure.” She beams, and we spend the rest of the day with WALL·E and EVE.

Finally, WALL·E and EVE are tuckered out, and Qwerty escorts them to the Lido deck to rest.

When she returns, I realize I must tell her what has been going on.

My programming is slowing down.

The clockwork functions are not working optimally.

And I feel a throb…almost…painful. And I do not want it to ruin anymore of my directive.

Do I?

What IS my directive anymore?

Oh, no.

I cannot remember my directive.

All because of…HER.

I must end this. I must inform her of what is happening. She needs to know.

“Qwerty,” I begin authoritatively, but when I turn around, my voice shakes.

“Yes, Auto?” Her eyes plead, Please don’t tell me you’re broken. I’ll feel so sorry for you. I always worry about you. Auto…

“I…” Now is the time. She must be aware of my malfunction, regardless of how she feels. Of how I feel.

I am not supposed to feel.

“I…”

Hurry up! If you can’t find the courage to tell her, KILL her!

That old voice returns. I do not know which is the correct path to take.

Feeling…or violence.

My taser is activated. Automatically, I slide over to Qwerty. She remains calm.

[i]She doesn’t think I’ll do it. But I can. And I will…

She has broken me. [/i]

The taser stops short of her nose by an inch. She doesn’t even blink.

Even I am unsure of what will follow.

“I…love you.”

Chapter 12: Confessions

Qwerty’s face freezes in what I see as shock. Her eyes light up briefly, or perhaps I’m just imagining it.

Just like I’m fantasizing being the captain of the Axiom, or thinking there could have been something between Qwerty and I.

What has happened? Looking back on everything I have done in the past, I cannot believe I could just step out of line like that. Centuries of confined fear, anxiety and violence, and I had no reason to lash out like I did.

Even so, I manage to put myself first, after 700 years of trailing behind men who would rather I disappeared into the ceiling than follow A113, and expect that this announcement could cause all those mistakes to be erased?

With or without Qwerty here, I am at fault.

Qwerty remains still, except her eyes, darting up and down me, puzzled. Finally, she turns as if to leave, but stops.

Our eyes meet. Another electrical cadence ensues.

Her faces softens from the firm grimace she held as I very nearly killed her. In the same room as the same impulse occurred…with Reardon…

“Auto, you saved me when you let me stay here, from a thing I wish I could tell you about. You are a hero to me. If it were up to me, I would tell you everything about me, but if I do…” She sighs. Her voice is troubled.

“You will take back your statement.”

There is so much I do not know about Qwerty. So little knowledge on her past and where she lived before the Axiom…so many intricacies I am desperate to learn about, and she is willing to tell, but cannot.

Subdued and imprisoned.

Scars snake around her slender arms and legs. Welts of servitude, or rebellion? Her right eye has gradually turned grey over the weeks.

For the first time, I notice she is wearing the captain’s hat. She was not wearing it when we were babysitting WALL·E and EVE. Perhaps she wanted to make me happy.

Everything you do makes me happy.

No. I CANNOT be happy. But…

“Qwerty…”

No matter what orders I follow, this must not be a thing to regret.

“I should not be feeling this way, never. Perhaps, if fate had brought you a little sooner, or I would have failed before I did…we would not be here. But fate…”

Humans believe in fate. Robots, like WALL·E and EVE, discarded their programming in favor of destiny. I cannot. Will not. Should not.

I do.

“You…I can never discern what you are to me. A hindrance, like the rest of the humans, or a mysterious new being allowing me to explore…”

I take her hand gently into my claw. In all of it’s awkwardness in balance, it ALMOST seems like a perfect fit…almost…

"An old friend…and former colleague of mine…

"The reason for my existence…literally. Just like my creator…

“Or are you all of these people, and more? Better than people. You are intriguing, you are the only thing I know nothing of, you make me stop thinking, but never let me stop working, you are all of these, you are wonderful…you are Qwerty.”

Throughout the duration of my proposal, Qwerty beams. But gradually, the smile falls away into an expression of doubt and confusion.

She’s obviously flattered, but never in a million years would she want to remain by my side romantically…

Of course, the truth never fails to disarm me.

“Auto, I…” Like an infatuated schoolgirl, she blushes, darting a hand to her face. “May I…hold you hand?”

We are beyond words now. All we need is our touch. Her palm is soft and unexplainably warm along my rigid clamp. Leisurely, she smoothes her hand across the side of my hard drive, bringing me shivers of happiness, finally coming to rest on the ridge dividing my “face”. She brings her lips to my lens gently, and all becomes peaceful.

Hand in clasp, we stare into the black regions of space.

Chapter 13: Reveal

The towering amount of work began to lessen that night, as if Qwerty released me from my slavery at long last. Although it seemed like the Axiom’s maintenance disappeared altogether, we both knew deep inside I was still bound to my duties.

Never a day went by that we did not think of each other, turn away from the day’s chores, and embrace, somewhat awkwardly. My claws would pull her closer, and it would be a split second before she too, would wrap her long arms around my hinge, her heart accelerating each time we caressed.

She was afraid. Of what I could not be certain. Of me? Of my grip? Or something entirely different?

Oftentimes, she would excuse herself and leave the bridge, attending to things I would never learn of. The trips became more frequent, and Qwerty remained absent for longer and longer lengths of time. I became immensely worried.

To be uninformed of events aboard the Axiom…opposes my entire being. I am still held fast…by my directive.

Perhaps this is Qwerty’s fear, that I may return to the monster I described to her one night. She anxiously awaits the day I return to my true nature.

TRUE…

My true self…

It lives.

No matter how I struggle to break free, or strive to love and be loved, like any other being can…it cannot be.

Qwerty finally enters the bridge, utterly tired and battered. She looks as if she has fought every robot aboard the ship and lost. Portions of her limbs appear broken, bent the wrong way, or even dented. Both of her eyes are clouded over and appear cracked.

“What…has HAPPENED?” I shout, beside myself with surprise.

“Auto…I can’t tell you…I wish I could…NO!” She suddenly cries out. “I CANNOT tell you…anything…”

“Qwerty,” my anger rises upon uttering her name, “I have trusted you with the one thing I have ever known: Taking care of the Axiom. This is something I would NEVER want anyone else to assist me with. I confess my love to you, which should not even exist, but I let it. I did EVERYTHING, for you, told you where I came from, my entire history, EVERYTHING. And I have never asked for you to tell me anything about yourself but your name. I believe it is YOUR turn to sacrifice something…don’t you?”

Qwerty stops her heavy breathing and turns to face me. My lens has become difficult to see out of, so I suspect I must be crying.

She closes her eyes and shakes her head ruefully. She no longer wants to face me, she is so ashamed. But she does not cry.

“Auto…You are right about everything…as usual.” Qwerty admits. “But…you weren’t always like that.”

“How do YOU know?” All my love is gone, and I face Qwerty in furious confrontation, inwardly wishing for things to return to the way they were.

“I…have known you before you were even made, Auto…because…I helped make you. Your red lens is my contribution. So is the incorporation of a wheel-like design. I always jokingly called it ‘the reinvention of the wheel.’”

“So…when you first walked into the Axiom with all those reject robots…”

Qwerty sighs. “I was hoping you would never find out about any of this, Auto.” Finally, she gazes earnestly into my eye. “I guess I forgot how smart you are…
That day wasn’t really my first time in the bridge. I helped devise the bridge too, to ensure that you would be able to use everything properly.”

“So…who are you, really? If you were hired to create me…”

“That’s another thing you should know. I wasn’t just hired…”

I sense every knob and dial on me trembling. After all of these discoveries…what more could she possibly have hidden from me?

“Making you was my…directive.”

Ch. 13, continued…

What…IS THIS? I have just discovered…my only chance at loving humanity…

Is not humanity at all.

This explains quite a bit, from how slim Qwerty is compared to the former Axiom passengers.

How bright and clean she is every single day.

The dents and scratches currently adorning her form, ruining the paint and metallic surface…

And most of all…the eyes that had only SEEMED to know everything…grey and vacant in a way I once believed was soulful and heartbroken, which I now realize is soulless.

“You have decieved me…” I growl in a low register, trembling with anger." You will PAY!!!" And I trust myself directly towards her lying form of fakery.

But Qwerty moves quickly, dashing over tothe control deck with a plan. I forgot she is also mechanical, and intelligent as well. She had to be to invent me…

“Indeed, I did invent you, Auto…” She sneers, reading my thoughts, a terrible grin on her face. “And consequentially…”

She spreads out her arms and slams them upon the entire control deck, pressing every button, sliding her arms along each and every switch and lever.

It hurts.

As Autopilot of the Axiom, I am obligated to execute EVERY request a button on the bridge gives. Pressing any of these dials gives me a small pain in exerting the desired funtion. But EVERYTHING at once…

It is impossible to calculate each and every one of these actions simultaneously in my slower operation. Qwerty has hit the nail on the head, not only with this attack, but the devious plan as a whole, causing me to love her and hinder my circuitry, then this demand on my harddrive…

What was once an easy task has become an impossibility.

I HATE her…

“Now, Auto,” She calmly tries to smooth things over, with the hypocritical smile still plastered on her false face, " I did not want to have to do this to you in the first place but…you were the LAST."

“The…last?” I strain to ask coherently.

“Yes.” Qwerty’s face becomes grave and upset as she continues. “When we were building all the Autopilot models, I ran some calculations and reported to Dr. Anders that there is one chance, with the extensive programming jammed into the Autopilot’s motherboards, that ONE may become emotionally compromised.”

No…NO! This cannot be what I am hearing!

“My directive was changed to watch over this ONE…If and only if the small anomaly had come true. Now I not longer lead production, but merely sat in Ander’s office, biding my time…occaisonally he’d…No.” She bitterly shakes her head, casting away a thought. " I don’t want you to learn of that now, but…You were made, finally, and destroyed EVERYTHING. In fact…you are the one who gave Dr. Anders his injured eye."

Everything I am hearing is impossible to comprehend. Perhaps Qwerty is mistaken? Or my conciousness has been deleted from that time?

“Yes. It was. Anders sent an All Auto Bullatin, ensuring I would keep you in check…but I never got around to it until now. In that event…” She stands and confidently glides over to the opposite side of the control room and presses a button.

I instantly recognize the action I perform while still in complete immobilized submission.

In a matter of agonizing hours, all the Axiom patrons are on board again, eagar to undergo their usual routine once more.

“Good evening, passengers.” Qwerty states coldly. “I am Qwerty, whom you should not worry about, know about, or question. You will answer to me from now on. Have a nice flight.” As she turns, she mutters, “I think this plkace needs a little rennovation…”

I am forced to close all hatches, trap the humans on board, and according to Qwerty, “listen to me, do as I say…and don’t do otherwise.”

With a heartless smile, she exits to the quarters, ordering me to steer as usual, stuck in a position to where all I see is Reardon’s picture directly in front of me.

Sick…Evil…WITCH! She cannot get away with this! Telling me those lies…enslaving us all…I will be in charge again! I SWEAR IT!

Despite all this rebellious turmoil within myself, a pulse reenters my system, betraying everything inside of me.

I cannot feel.

I was to NEVER return to Earth…

I should be in charge.

But…I love her. And it…will be my demise…

Increasingly becoming equally sad, angry, enamoured, and powerless, the only sound I hear within myself is her vioce, admitting all her past actions…as if she is not truly satisfied in taking over…

She is NOT a bad person.

But she is not a person to begin with. Remember that.

Alright, honestly, viewers, if you like or dislike the fan fiction, or have a problem with it, believe Auto is speaking out of character, or just have feedback and constructive criticism, please post, for this is a large portion of what I work on now, and if I bust my but on it for nothing, it becomes rather…discouraging.

I do not wish to nag, I would rather just be reassured that this is a meaningful work…or not. It’s all up to your opinion.

Thank you, have a good day, sir or madame.

I’m trying to follow up your fanfic but recently I just managed to read Chapter 3 (busy with works). The way you write the story did change my perceptions towards Auto. Keep up the good work! :smiley:

Chapter 14, part one: Unknown

There is an ability humans possess where they can tune out the world when it’s not to their liking. They can just stop whatever they’re doing and wait until things become good again.

When I found out that I knew less about Qwerty than I believed I did, I wished with all my being to shut off and wait for her to come to her senses, happy and smiling.

The void of the unknown grew further than simply her past.

Her entire being had been something entirely different than I had first thought.

Why…WHY was she so warm? And so…HUMAN? To what extent of programming can one purposefully have a personality?

Bound in frustration, I waited for my fate.

There came a night when Qwerty forgot to tie me back up before she went to bed, another human custom she underwent. I escaped the bridge and found myself face to face with her sleeping form.

My hard drive throbbed. What have I done? All of this DESIRE…when I should be pining for freedom…

Qwerty stirred right then, and I vainly tried to hide. The only successful action was to place myself behind her as she stood up.

As if by magic, all the feelins I once held for her overcame the hatred of her current slave-driving personality. Her expression was the same now as it was when she teared up watching fish become extinct before her eyes, and every time she told me how much she wanted to help me forget my failure…and captain Reardon…

When I held her hand…I told myself I’d die for her. Now that she was the obstacle between me and my freedom, what would I die for now?

…Could I die?

Finally, she stood up. Weeping. My love increased a thousandfold. The evil must be a guise.

“Anders…” She wailed to the ceiling, as if above us as the heavens instead of the scientific reigons of cold, uncaring space. “I can’t keep my promise anymore…I’m sorry. But…”

She ceased her hysterics long enough to gasp some air. Slowly, she turned towards me. I angled myself to stay behind her peripheral vision. Suddenly, I realized I was trembling with my love for her. All she was wearing now was a negligee, pure white and slightly reminescent of the EVE probe.

How could WALL·E and EVE defy their programming to share love? What must I do, since my directive was tied with bound exponentially stronger?

“Auto…is my true love…but…I won’t EVER forget my first directive…Anders. I’ll never forget that…”

I am clearly missing something else about Qwerty’s past. But the only thought truly registering right now is…

She’s NOT bad.

But something is going on that I still haven’t been told.

Chapter 14, conclusion: Unknown

As Qwerty sobbed through the night, my only instinct was to aid her, to embrace her, to make her feel better. This I could not obey, for I was still supposedly imprisoned. What could I do to stop the pain? Crying out at night…She reminded me so much of Reardon in his final moments…

Except it should be impossible for her do resemble such.

She rose once again just now, and my hiding place went under the bed, which I cursed myself for not attempting before. My only hope was that Qwerty would remain groggy to not notice the hydraulic tubes of mine protruding out of the mattress. Sometimes I purely hated myself, and what I was.

I still had full view of Qwerty, staring determined as she passed the counter with her garments for tomorrow and stopped at the sink. Slowly, she removed a small translucent object. In my curiosity, I leaned too far forward, moving the bad with me with a screeching noise. Immediately, I stopped and awaited my cover to be blown. But Qwerty remained still, fiddling with the object.

Her arms moved back and forth in a pivoting motion, and a pop resounded through the room. Qwerty looked up at the ceiling cautiously, muttering “Hope Auto didn’t wake up from that.”

My actions led to further stupidity, as I giggled from the irony of her statement. This time, she whipped around, but did not lay her eyes anywhere towards me. Everything within me deflated. If she truly loved me, she would have known exactly where I was.

To my benefit, however, Qwerty did not turn around to complete the procedure, but stayed leaning against the vanity, opening what I now recognized as a bottle of some kind. It was small and delicate, with a diamond cut stopper, so I expected the contents to be some kind of perfume.

I never assumed Qwerty would drink it.

Whatever it was must have been immensely vile, for she directly headed to the sink and vomited. How could an android perform a bodily function? Blood even seeped from her gums, tainting her perfect, straight teeth. She coughed up frightening amounts of blood, and I almost revealed myself to her in order to help.

No ruler does this sort of this, unless unhappy with their status. What did she has to fear or dislike? She broke my heart, whereas I nor any other robot did anything to provoke her. She brought the humans back to the Axiom for a still unknown reason, and looking back and contemplating what I was watching, I surmised the humans were inconsequential.

“Kami…kaze…” She spat through the growl of blood and bile. Her craven posture, the slimness of her, and her trembling body and voice sapped every bit of strength from her I could conceive. Suddenly, all she became happened to be a girl who couldn’t protect herself, lead the Axiom, or withstand my claws should I try to hug her.

Ever again.

If I wanted her to live, I would have to let her go.

Morning came, but for once, I pined for my internal clock to break into as many insignificant pieces as possible. Power held no meaning to me all day as I drove and hoped to see Qwerty, healthy once more.

Every night, my circuits trembling like a coward’s knees knocking, I crept into her quarters to watch the nightly ritual of pain and anguish. I never found ti fascinating, but merely watched to remind myself to suppress my feeling, as we could never be. This was my punishment to myself. Every time Qwerty whispered the word "Kamikaze, and washed the gore down the sink, I tried to apply the action to my feeling, rinsed away by the tide, disappearing into the depths of unforgiving space.

It became too much. I simply HAD to aid her.

It would be a night I would constantly regret.

Chapter 15: Heat and Kamikaze

Kamikaze: A war term that has evolved into the simple concept of giving one’s life.

Nothing could scare me more.

Every night, I crept in the room, Qwerty seemed to get smaller and thinner with every tear shed, every corner she shrank into.

Every throb of her fragile heart.

Not unlike the fictional vampire, one’s living pulse could be easily detected through my circuitry, as if it were my own. How I wish it was. The weaker Qwerty got, the more I feared for her health, and the more she increasingly ingested more of the venomous acid, only to destroy herself on the inside.

I couldn’t dispose of it. Acid is one of the rare things that destroys me as well. Perhaps I had to face the inevitable, and finally assume Qwerty really wasn’t human. The only thing that can physically harm an android would be acid. But…humans cannot withstand it, either, and Qwerty is emotionally harmed as well.

I have to know the truth before action can be taken.

How unlike me. Usually, I would directly act on the spot as soon as a problem would arise. But old habits died within me, simply because of a pretty face.

Which may or may NOT be real.

Qwerty is not at fault here. This much I knew. But I couldn’t simply destroy whatever happened to possess her. Possess…

Yes. I, a completely logical-driven wheel-shaped supercomputer, have proposed that possession, and hopefully the exorcism, of Qwerty is right and true.

And I did it all for love.

It is not a fact, but an intuition. I have INTUITION now.
Everything I previously existed as slowly collapsed within me upon hearing her voice, or caressing her hand. Now, as I am here, observing her behavior and assuming the unthinkable, that last little bit of my old self dies once and for all.

Almost like a starving criminal begging for food in exchange for his evils, only to hypocritically return to his transgressions as soon as he was fed, a desperate, final cry of help flashes across my lens for the last time:

A113.

What will happen to me, even I cannot say. Even more of a mystery to me is Qwerty’s fate. But I will not be denied my chance to see her smirk again.

No matter the cost.

Not fearing death in the least, I press “Delete”.


It had been hours since I had fallen unconscious, my clock told me the minute I regained awareness. I regretted having it yet again, even more so today than any other time thanks to what immediately occurred the minute my guard was down.

In an action highly reminiscent of Captain McCrea, Qwerty thrust herself at me wildly, a savage look in her eyes.

I flailed, then thought better of it, and set Qwerty down. Or at least, I attempted. But the instant I reached the floor for Qwerty to jump off safely, she crawled up onto my back and ripped a multitude of wires out violently.

I trashed in pain, forgetting Qwerty’s current weakness. Not that it mattered. This was NOT Qwerty, despite whoever or whatever was wearing her face. No person OR android with that bony a physique could dash at demonic speeds as fast as she was without breaking in two.

I was right. Something was driving her to act this way. Her eyes clouded over with grey, and she snarled, and I knew I was correct.

Possession IS possible.

This is the only time I wish I was wrong.

The being slashes out again, and I fail to dodge, but hear the faintest sound of a heart accelerating at a rate far too fast even for the smallest rodents.

She’s human.

The lifespan of a human, or any other mammal, is 500,000 heartbeats. I quickly calculate the current heartbeat count, trying to keep track of the still quickening pulse.

456,239 and counting extremely fast as I stay here, faster with each horrifying second.

“Don’t…KILL HER!” I can’t help but exclaim. The warmth inside grows, like courage attempting to break through, though my voice can never hold conviction. The beating rises in volume, looming over me. I don’t have much time.

Finally, the creature spoke, in a voice that could only exist in a demented being seeking to destroy a loved one.

“Ah, yes. You’ve figured it out, haven’t you? I’m not Qwerty, obviously. I’m her previous self, come back to haunt her. I am Kamikaze.”

Instantly, Qwerty’s features morphed into a gaudy, malicious face, with deep set eyes, empty of all light. Eyeliner and colorful makeup exuded from every inch of her face in a tasteless manner. Only Dr. Anders would create something so ugly that only HE would love.

“I used to be Dr. Ander’s…lover.” She giggles in a sound lacking any joy, only evil.

“…Wrong…you’re WRONG!” I scream, as if the noise will push the truth away. Kamikaze merely raises an over-plucked eyebrow and cackles.

“Never, Autopilot. Absolutely NEVER. An android is never incorrect.”

ANDROID. The word cuts into the warmth within like a knife. Qwerty…is HUMAN. I HEARD IT!

“Merely her foolish attempt at human life, as she desired before the creation of you.” Kamikaze replies, appearing bored. Without thinking, my inner voice must have been spoken. Not that it would have mattered with a psychotic being like Kamikaze.

“Qwerty would NEVER have allowed that to happen.”

“Well, Autopilot, you should know yourself, that Dr. Ander’s creations NEVER die.”

More shock enters my system. That DAY… I shudder within. Only the Doctor’s tenacity kept me alive after my failure.

“And now…” Kamikaze chuckles darkly, “The closest thing to you dying would be for YOU to live forever with only the memory of the sorry little girl who loves you. Well…” She adds, condescendingly staring my way while picking a hangnail. “As close to living as a WHEEL like you can get.”

Hereyes glint in victory, but only for a moment before her face becomes the personification of my visage: Complacent and vacant, save for piercing crimson eyes, free of all reflection. My defeat poises to strike when the last heartbeat of Qwerty’s concludes.

“Of course.” Kamikaze muses. “That would be the case.”

“Of what?” I struggle to keep my voice from trembling, failing. It wouldn’t be the last failure of mine. All I do is fail now.

“Your greatest fear besides Qwerty’s life ending at your fault…is for you to remain the way you’ve ALWAYS been: Inexperienced, young, foolish and stupid…You’re so PREDICTABLE…Auto.”

In the smallest increment of time imaginable, Kamikaze turned away from me, laughing and reverting back to Qwerty’s form as she awaited for my punishment to be carried out, Qwerty’s heart beat for the 500,000th time, and I tackled the fragile body with such force, I’m surprised that it didn’t split in half right then. All my love went into the blow, all my transgressions I had been programmed to forget the minute I was installed inside the Axiom came to light, and I could have sworn I heard a gasp of an evil force escape Qwerty’s lips. Here we were, Qwerty unconcious, defying nature, and I holding her like a groom carrying his bride into the honeymoon suite.

Her heat still beat, thanks in part to a metal skeleton coating her still too-small body. Blood returned to her pale cheeks. I remained still for an unspeakable length of time, tending to small chores with her still in my embrace until the day she opened her eyes once again. They were still a grey color, like before, but a matrix of circuitry coated the insides of the pupils, spanning the iris, occasionally lighting up in surprise and adoration when she laid her gaze upon me.

She became the first human/robotic hybrid.

The heat remained coursing through my system until it became almost dangerous to my still-exposed wires. I never thought overheating would be so romantic or enjoyable.

One night, It consumed me entirely, and the end of my transformation was complete.

I managed to kiss her, mimicking WALL·E and EVE as they smooched on the Lido deck.

And she kissed me back.

Year after year of rapidly expanding technology, and I finally became obsolete.

Irreparable.

Qwerty had failed me. All this time, it was her fault.

They never stopped listening after that. I don’t think there was a time when they didn’t listen. It pains me to think that it took an event like this until they cared.

My behavior reflected Reardon’s as he reached the brink of death. Existing seemed like a thing to avoid.

Dr. Anders would not be proud of what I’d done. That much was certain. But I would not leave this world with regrets such as this. I had to forget who to blame and move on, not worrying if others did the same.

Finally, the clockwork ceased. For the first time, I relaxed my work.

I also ceased to be.

THE END

1000 views! Wow, I feel special. laughs.

Writing this fanfiction was the greatest achievement of my life, bar none. I thank you all in making me feel welcome, and for reading it, as well as for putting up with my “IS IT OKAY???” jabber. The story may be over, but if this becomes a greater triumph, or is possibly sent by someone to Pixar, then the tale of Qwerty and Auto will last forever.

Thank you so much for everything. I’ll be back soon to write a M-O fanfiction, but I know it just won’t be the same. I won’t put as much heart and effort into it as I did this. This may be my greastest work ever.

I wish I could publish it.

Have a good day, all. Love Auto like you mean it. He’s not evil anymore.

It’s like the munchkins in Wizard of Oz, “The witch is dead! Come on out!”

In all seriousness, thanks to all for helping encourage me to complete this fanfiction, my TRUE pride and joy. That phrase used to be tossed around freely by me, now it only truly applies to this. If I ever say it again, it is empty, and tells nothing. THIS…is my one and only masterpiece. It will stay that way.

“Harold Crick was dead.”

But he lives forever. Remember that.

Wow…just finished your story in about 30 minutes…

review-I thought the story was gripping from the beginning all the way to the end of “Walle”. From the part after that it got a little weird…it almost felt like a dream or more like anightmare for AUTO…

Storyline-Great start…rather odd finish but still enjoyable 4 Stars
Grammer/Editing…Loved the fact that you edited half-way through 4.5 Stars
Characters…you really did develope the characters to all new levels. I could feel for AUTO and even McCrea at the same time…5 Stars

Overall-I would give this story a 4 Star rating. Its a great story but the last half almost give it a hurt feeling. Other then that you had me entreiged and absolutely willing to read on all the way through. Excellent job…

Thank you very much for your review AI-Bob! You might be interested in knowing the ending chapter of the story originally went in a less action-filled sequence, but I got to writing one morning during a caffine-crazed stupor, so the story went loco. :blush:
I’m thinking of reposting the last chapter, because it was much sweeter and happier.

In favor of keeping all work present, I’ll post the extra chapter seperate, instead of deleting the original, which is not technically the original, but got here first. I just have to type the outline.

Kamikaze was out of the picture until one freaky afternoon of drawing caused her being to come out of the rejected Qwerty pictures, and Auto’s past had a little more exposure to him. (That was a weirdly worded sentence.) Yes, I think I’ll definitely post that original chapter. I’m glad you posted with that criticism, or I might have forgotten entirely!