ok , hows this it’s not
realy a blooper :
red runs off and cries like he’s supposed to
Director : cut !
Red : Was that
good ? I mean I can add more sensitivity if you want . Or do you you want more tears ?
Director : No , it’s
good .
Red : Are you sure ? I didn’t think it was that good .
Director : No , trust me it’s fine
ok here’s a real blooper
Doc’s on his judge thing and he falls off
Doc : Order in the
cour- AAARRT!!
(everyone laughs )
Doc : (sarcastically) yeah , that’s funny alright . Go and laugh at the
old car falling off his podium .
i got something to add to the court scene!
Lightning is sitting in court when alll of sudden, his phone goes off.
L: hello? umm, not now I’m
busy, … yes I know, but… what?.. Oh no he didn’t!!.. he did?.. NO WAY!.. wow, I … I-I gotta call ya
back… What?
No, i’ll call you back.
DOC: (sighs)
L: (still on phone) Listen, no
I…Dude!..whatever… (hangs up)
doc,; umm, ok, darn… I forgot my line!
Director: CUT! let’s take it
from the top people.
Mitch
#24
CarFreak - Ha!!! That’s great! That’s something that my sis and I would make up.
This is at the end of the movie . Mater is talking
to some new customers .
Mater : You know , i can’t whistle .
( Sally drives by )
Sally : Oh God ,
don’t get him started .
Oh I got another
one…
Sally:Forty years ago that interstate down there did’t exsit.
Lightning:Really?
(oTHER CAST
MEMBERS MAKE NOISES,ONE OF THEM FARTS)
Member:Freebird!
sally rolls her eyes.
Lightning:Can we have some
privicy?
Director:Cut!Whoever did that please don’t?Glade plug-in plz.
ok, i got one,
when mater is flying around in the helicopter,the copter
hits the camera
Helicopter: opps! 
my bad!
when Luigi and guido spots a ferrari in
their shop the ferrari passes gas
Ferrari: Opps! pardon me!
Luigi& guido faint from the smell.
Heres one:
The four pimped out delinquent cars
drive up and then, the Pimp My Ride opening song plays.
I was quite
surprised that the host of that show Xzibit didn’t make a cameo in that movie. I was thinking that he
would.
ha ha i can imagine it like this :
( DJ starts playing song )
Boost: So you
wanna be a playa but ur wheels ain’t fly
Snot Rod : You gotta get up punk
Wingo: And get a pimped out
ride
All : You got to pimp my ride !
DJ : Yeah , good
All: You got to pimp my ride !
had to
change Dj’s words a bit , but that’s okay . 
Here is another
one for you guys.
Lighting comes in for a Pit Stop, Guido does his magic, but unfortunately, doesn’t
screw the tires tight enough.
Guido: Oops
Lightning: Aw man, Cut!
Guido: Pit Stop?
Wait I got one :
Sally and Lightning
lean into kiss . Ufortunately ( well not really ) , Mater came in late so they did kiss .
Helicopter :
Oops , did I come in too late .
Lightning : Why can’t we do it like that ?!
Mater : Or even have a tree .
At least it would make sense !
Director: I’m the Director and I say what goes . Now start over
Lightning
&Sally : awwww man . : (
I like that blooper. I am sure Lighting would be very angry with JL.
Heres another:
Doc is telling Lightning about the turn
right to go left thing.
Doc:I’ll put it simple turn right to go left.
Lightning:(laughing his head
off)
Doc:Whats so funny boy?!
Lightning:Your voice!(still laughing)
Director:Okay who touched the helium
tank?
Fillmore:Oooops
Doc:Thats it you dog hippie!Get my agent on the phone.
Director:Cut!Help me
lord,Help me.
sally: do you wanna stay at the
cozy cone or what?
Lightning: Huh?
S: i mean if you do you gotta be clean cause even here in hill billy
heck (had 2 change it) we have standerds
L: wha? i don’t get it
S: nothing it’s just, (scoffs) can i
have this line changed? I mean it sounds like I’m inviting him to stay with me!
L: I know and in the court
sence! you heard the words come out of my mouth! Can we have our lines changed!?
Director: I knew i should of
finished law school. Why? Why! did have to direct a movie with cars!?
L: i want my agent!
OK
here’s one :
Luigi : Guido , why are the tires here ?
Guido:Je les aime ici
Luigi: Guido , that is
not Itailian that is French !
Take 2
Luigi : Guido , why are the tires here
?
Guido : Eu gosto d aqui
Luigi : Guido ! That’s portuguese!
Take 15
Luigi :
Guido , why are the tires here ?
Guido :Tengo gusto de ellos aqu?.
Luigi : No No No ! It’s supposed to be
in Itailian ! 
Take 23
Luigi : Guido , why are the tires here ?
Guido
:Li gradisco qui
Luigi : Guido that isn’t in - oh wait it is in Itailian .
Director : (sigh) Can we
try this one more time in the right languge ?!!
How about Luigi says something to Guido in Italian and he responds in English.
[size=92]Mind if I bump up this old topic?
This isn’t a blooper, but I had an idea for a part near the end of the Cars epilogue. You see a
large portion of the Impound wall falling off onto the ground at night, and the four Delinquents roll out
whispering and saying, "Okay, let’s move and get out of here before that sheriff discovers we’ve
escaped." They drive away down the road. Next they’re rolling through the grassy field where the tractors
are. “We’re lost, dude.” “No we’re not, there’s an opening over there.” "That’s the
way we went already, we’re going around in circles!" Etc, etc. They keep on arguing like this, getting
louder so that they’re all shouting - and then there’s a faint screechy roar in the distance, which cuts them
off. They all look frozen with terror as Frank suddenly comes up behind them, roaring with anger and his lights
blazing.
And that’s it. ^_^;[/size]
