Hmm, that’s hard for me. Dory woul definitely keep the crowd going, and Presto (if he retains his most recent act) would also be hilarious. However I’d have to go with Dory, if only because I know her better from her longer film. 
Arg missed it. 
My new answer: “butt”
Pull-string or Quality sound system?
Quality sound system (only because Tim Allen’s voice comes out of it! 
) (He cracks me up)
Kirby or Mario?
there.
Yeah Tim’s great.
I have no question to answer… 
there. I fixed it.
Hahaha, um, Mario. He can’t swallow the bad guys (that’s what Kirby’s for), but he’s one of Nintendo’s originals.
Vista or XP?
How is Kirby not a Nintendo original? He’s been around since the SNES if not earlier. D’:
XP, of course.
Stun or Kill? hopes somebody remembers the joke
I think I’d have to say kill, because of Woody’s line after Buzz sets his lazer…
“Oh great, great and if anyone attacks us, we can blink em’ to death.”
Pizza Planet or Pizza Putt? (from the behind the scenes and commentary of Toy Story 10th Anniversary 2 Disc Speecial Edition)
Pizza Planet,
Sully or Mike?
I’ll go with Sulley. He is just too cool. And I like blue.
Mater and the Ghost Light? Or Mike’s New Car?
Mike’s New Car!
Hypothetical: Pixar’s Shrek or Dreamworks’ WALL-E
Dreamwork’s Wall-E. Just to see how much of a mess they can make it.
Coffee or Tea?
Pixelated: Oh both, I think I’ll go with Pixar’s Shrek. Maybe Pixar might be able to make it a tad bit better.
If you had to pick, would you live in Radiator Springs or Ant Island?
Tea 4 Me!
And Radiator Springs 
Who would win in a fight: Edna or Ego?
Edna all the way!
Pink or heliotrope? (watch boundin’)
Ooh, batttle of the two opinionated powerhouses. I think Edna. She is pretty powerful just for her size.
WOuld you rather save the world with the Incredibles or save people aborad the Axiom?
I think working with the Incredibles would be amazing.
John Lasseter or Steve Jobs?
Lasseter. Because it’s friggin John Lasseter! And I hear Jobs is tough to get along with.
Wall-E 2 or Ratatouille 2
John Lasseter,
Mater or Mike?
Fett101: I don’t know! I think both movies stand good alone.
Casey: Mater
Would you rather outscare Randal or outrace Chick?
Outrace Chick so I could humiliate him how he deserves!!
An evening at Pixar or a Pixar prize package worth $1,000 (with a ton of exclusive stuff)?