did they pay you to write that last passage? jk
No, but they should for all the advertising PIXAR gets from me. I mean, Iâm wearing the WALL-E poster on a T-Shirt several days a week and telling people how awesome itâs gonna be because MAN, that shirt is a good conversation starter.
Bah, who am I kidding? Iâm just another cog in the wheel of viral advertising.
Oh yeah, that brings up a funny real life moment. I donât remember it exactly, but it went something like this.
Me: in the middle of yet another anti-Disney rant/WALL-E discussion and then they started putting all the good special features on Blu Ray! Including the commentary! I LOVE COMMENTARY AND THEY TOOK IT AWAY! I mean, this canât lift off the ground, and I hope Disney realizes that soon. Weâre in an economic recession. Blu Ray players are like, 800 bucks. Itâs not gonna hit big any time soon. I mean, get them down to cheap 99 buck players and weâll talk, okay? goes to get some water comes back
Teacher: Yeah, sounds bad.
Me: Yeah, I know! And donât even let me get into how they canceled my favorite cartoon on a cliffhanger. All they have going for them is PIXAR now, really. Speaking of which, WALL-E IS GONNA BE SO COOL!
Teacher:Yeah, I saw your tshirt.
Me: I got it for my birthday.
Teacher: You sure do talk about it a lot.
Me: Yeah. They should probably pay me for this⌠with a blu ray player
lol!
actually, something pretty funny happened today at my girl scout meeting. my mom was talking about a âspecial showingâ that we were gonna be aloud to see.
mom: and their showing, uh, WallâŚdotâŚe-
everyone in the troop: WALL-E!
me: really mom. your the mother of a pixar freak and you canât even pronounce wall-e?
Speaking of mispronouncing WALL-E, that brings up one.
Iâm not sure who started it, but Mom and I got into saying WALL-E the way said robot does.
Mom: WAALLLLLL-EEEEE
Netbug: No, itâs WALLLLLLLLLLL-EEEEEE
Mom: WALLLL-EEEEE
Netbug: You gotta add a bit of a quivver to it, like W-W-WWALLLLLLL-EEEEE
Mom: WWWALLLLL-EEEEE
Netbug: Eh, close enough.
PJ: trying to watch her show right next to us and is clearly annoyed by the utter nonsense interrupting her
Netbug: Oh, sorry PJ, youâre trying to watch your show. XD
PJ: Yeah, Iâm missing important dialog and you two are being crazy.
âThat wasnât flyingâŚthat wasâŚthat was⌠Falling with style!â
ROFLOLWDW!!!
(Roll on floor laughing out loud while drinking water!!!)
Today we were lectured on the Black Death of 14th century Europe and I was on top of the game⌠because of my knowledge garnered from Your Friend the Rat
And my class has the obsession of yelling âwaaaAAAAALLLL-Eâ at every opportune moment
lol aww well my classroom is dorky too we all started singing What Time is it? from hsm2 lol on the last day of school
At my swim meet, there where a couple of boys that looked about 7-9 who where talking about WALL-E.
Molly (this girl there)- OOOHH! I love WALL-E! Itâs like, the best love story ever!
Me- I know! Who doesnât love a love story about robots!
One of the boys- But you know, it had a lot of messagesâŚ
And then he gave me a lecture about the message of WALL-E. I guess he didnât want to talk about the love story.
Then later at the same meet, this other boy was holding an EVE toy at the food stand.
Me- OOOOOHHHH an EVE toy!
The stand mom- Uuuuuuuum, yeah, hereâs your food.
lol i heard 2 mothers talking about how they didnt like the movie (in a different movies theater) and i almost jumped over their chairs and taught them a lesson but i didnt bc there was a elderly saint beside me
I probably still would have
well the lady is my half godmotherish lady and my âbabysitter for the kids around me and me even though i have a babysitting licence thingy personâ
You still shouldâa showed 'em, moonstarms!
Me and a couple of little kids from the camp I volunteered at (yesterday was the last day⌠Iâll miss them ) got into a âWho can say WALL-E and EVE-AH the bestâ contest
lol i gotta nother funny rl moment
my dad was ordering pizza online a couple days ago and i was telling him âdad you cant expect things to be cheap with the prices of things today!â and my 10 yr old little sister was behind us and said âLove and emotions are free!â and we started laughing bc shes the kinda person who gets mad if you talk to her when shes busy person lol
Haha, there are some funny ones in here! I have a fewâŚnot sure if theyâre really FUNNY, but I guess some of them are.
A few years ago, back when I lived in Texas, my old hairstylist was cutting my hair, and we got on the subject of movies. (I tend to get people on that subject a LOT ) She asked me âHey, have you ever seen that movie, The Incredibles?â At the time, I hadnât, so I said âNoâŚâ She then proceeded to tell me that I sounded almost exactly like Violet, and I should watch the movie, because it was really good.
So of course, I did, and indeed it was a great movie. Then I told my online friends about what she said, and when they later heard my voice, they said âYou DO sound kinda like VioletâŚâ
Ever since then, Viâs been one of my favorite characters in that movie, haha. xP
This one was also from a few years ago. I was at Sea World with my family, and we were in the aquariam. My family was taking forever to look at the sharks, so I went and waited over near a huge tank that had some clownfish in it. So, then other people started coming over to check them out as well, and thatâs when all I heard when an endless stream ofâŚ
âItâs Nemo!â
âLook sweetie, itâs Nemo!â
âNEMO!!â
âYay Nemo!â
Like, five groups of people walked by, and they ALL said something like that. Thatâs when I concluded Pixar was slowly taking over the world, and you know what? Thatâs just fine by me. xP
And more recently (Like, earlier on this month recently), we were in a cabin, spending a few days with my grandparents, and I was laying in bed. I was EXHAUSTED. Then I started quoting the aliens from Toy Story 2, saying âYou have saved our lives! We are eternally greatful!â For some reason, I found that REALLY funny at the time, and just kept saying it over and over untill I went to sleep. O_o YyyeahâŚ
Then, about a day later, my dad and I were walking through Wal-MartâŚ
Dad: Itâs WALL-E!
Me: WHERE?! O_O looks around
Dad: On that box of band-aids.
Me:âŚOh. -____-
I was hoping for a toy or something. Thanks for crushing my dreams, Dad.
Then, on the four hour long drive BACK from the cabin, my brother and I got REALLY bored, so we started playing âWhereâs WALL-E?â It went something like:
Me: THEREâS WALL-E!
BROTHER: Where?!
ME: Out there! HEâS FLYING OVER THE MOUNTIANS AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS! LOOKIT 'IM GO! WALL-E come back to meeeeeâŚ
âŚThen we started mimicing the robots. We were SO boredâŚxD
Iâm sure Iâve had more, but those are the only ones that are really anything memorable for meâŚ
Those r funny LE haha
Something like that happened at the old Rain Forest Cafe at my mall when I was little (I canât BELIEVE it went out of business). They had a tank of fish in the restaurant, and there was a blue tang in it. This little boy said âLook Mom itâs Dory!â and my sister Emily sighed and said âthat fish will forever now be known as the âDory fishâ.â
Last week, my dad was talking about my mom, who was on a business trip.
Dad: She would always call to ask about how to pronounce a word for her presentation. Like, once she called me and asked âHow do you pronounce F-A-B-R-Y?â And I would say âFA-bry.â And then she would go âFabr-EE?â âNo, FA-bry.â âFabr-EE?â and I swear this went on for ten minutes.
My other sister Kelsey- Haha, she sounds like WALL-E.
Me- âEveâ âEEEEV-Uh!â âEveâ âEEEEV-uh!â
This happened going black berry picking with Kelsey on a path near our house.
Kelsey: Oh no. A dead mole.
We looked at it for a bit, and then walked away.
Me: Poor mole.
Kelsey: M-OOO? Mo.
Me: Hahaha!
we quoted it a couple times.
Me: wait, why did you start this?
Kelsey: it sounds like mole.
Today she was driving me to my swim meet, and I made a joke about her.
Kelsey (jokingly): Twerp.
Me: Twerp? Twweeerrrp?
Kelsey: M-ooooooooo? M-o.
Me: You like M-O, donât you?
Kelsey: I do like M-O.
lol u and your sister sound like bffs
pretty close, even though sheâs seven years older.
me and my sister are the opposite lol
Go Mâ˘O! Whoa!
No, Mâ˘Oâs no foe. So? Go Mâ˘O!