Here’s a good story.
At our netball game today we were walking back to our starting positions and the netball came flying and hit me in the back of the head.
I paused, stood there and then said in a very cartoonish happy voice, "I’M OKAY! 
"
Though it hurt.
Moral: ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FLYING NETBALLS.
What a hilarious story PC!
That’s a stupid moral! Why can’t it be something important like DON’T LICK OLD PRINT CARTIDGES?
I don’t see it stupid. Just a good piece of advice.
I was just kidding. 
Oh, I see! Cool then! 
I have a creepy story.
So we were at my mom’s boyfriend’s family’s house tonight and their oldest son [he’s about 20 something] was telling us a story about the other night.
They have a dog named Maggie and she likes to sit on the couch and looked out the window so she can bark at squirrels and rabbits at 6 in the morning. Well one morning [it was only 12 am] Brett woke up because Maggie was barking. He got out of bed and went upstairs to make Maggie be quiet. She wouldn’t stop barking the whole time. Just as Brett was closing the blinds he noticed a man walking very slowly away from the window.
Maggie had been barking at this creepy man that walked right up to their living room window. He started at Brett for about five minutes before walking away.
So someone’s using my email for some weird adventure game thing. I get an email saying your account has been created. Of course, I’ve never seen this site before, so I delete the account.
Later that day, I get the same email, “Your account has been created.” I delete it again.
Later that same day, I get the email once again! <img src=“{SMILIES_PATH}/youwhaaa.gif” alt=“o_0;;” title="You
Whaaa…" /> I delete it one more time.
I think to myself, “If this happens again, I’m reporting this dude.” And guess what happens? The dude stops! XD I never got a chance to report him. 
Oh, well. It was funny, though. 
I was going out for a little walk when about 3 rats scampered past me. One was grey, and I forgot the others. Kinda reminded me of ratatouille at the moment.
Where were they from? 
Just outside rats. Nohere from inside a house.
About a month ago i went to my friend’s house overnight. We were hungry so we made chocolate milk. my friend’s sister offered to do the chocolate but didnt really wait for a reply. So in each cup was about one third of the whole bottle. 
I should have listened to my friend’s warning.
Today my father and I went to… uh… looks in the dictionary to Szczecin (I have trouble memorizing the Non-German name) in Poland for lunch. After we ate our meal we went to a store where we could buy lots of stuff, like DVDs, video games, magazines, writing materials, etc. as usual I went to the games and I found Kingdom Hearts. It was not Polnish but English. And I always wanted the English version of the game (the German dubbing sucks), so I bought the game for 79,90 złoty, which are around 25€.
After we got home from an hour drive (yes, I live that near to the broder) I started playing the game. And it works and it is really in English. Now I’m happy^^
There was a scout the the Boy scout troop I’m in. And he went to South Africa, Botswana, Zambia last June for a month. Well earlier tonight, He was showing some Pics from his Trip. And after the Meeting. He had some some extra South African Rands and Botswana Thebes. (Rands and Thebes are Coins.) That we could grab a few of. So I got one of each that was there. I got a South Africa 2 Rand coin, 1 Rand Coin, South Africa 5 cent piece, and a South Africa 10 cent piece. I also got a Botswana 25 Thebe. I think it pretty cool that my friend gave these coins.
Here’s some Pics of the Coins I got:
South Africa coins are on the left, Botswana on the Right
Cool coins!
A rand is about 13¢ in America, and a thebe is about 0¢ in America.
A few das ago my older brothers (two of three) and I went to McDonald’s. One had to wait for a really long time for his french fries. In fact we almost finished when he got them and what did he say? “I suggest him as employee of the month.”
But that wasn’t all. He spoke about McDonald’s like a critic about the best restaurant in the world.Then he looked at my hands and said “You have girl’s hand.”
Me: “I am a girl.”
I guess he smoked the wrong cigarettes that day.
When i was…about 11 this story or event took place.
My dad, paul, jacob, and little ben were driving in our toyota sienna down the highway going home from a party or something. Well, halfway along the highway i (who am in the backseat) look over to my younger brother ben’s carseat and in front of him on dad’s driver seat is a spider. Well, my first reaction was that ben who had lots of toys had put a spider up on dad’s chair becuase he didn’t have room for it. My second thought was that it was our glow in the dark toy spider becuase it looked absolutely like it. But suddenly its 3…or maybe its 5th leg raised up and lowered back down. I almost friecked out and started attempting to get dad’s attention about the insect on his chair.
“Daa…da…dad…is that a spider on your chair.”
My brohter ben took one look at the spider and instantly started yelling his head off saying. AHHHHHHHHHH!!! A Sppppiider. 
My dad pulled off the side of the road, opened the side door. He reached into a side drawer and pulled out a trusty bible. The spider got a close up of a hard cover niv version of the holy bible.
Two words: Ingrown toenail. 
