So today, Monday, I have a ton of work to do at work, end up working from 8 am - 8 pm… Long day at the office…
Then I get to my car and the battery is dead, have to call someone to come get me, wait around of 1.5 hours, pick me up go to the auto store pick up a new battery bring it to my car install it, then drive home, didn’t get home til like 11:00 pm.
Ugh, what a long day
aZnCdn - Wow, that sucks! 
I’m trying to think of something remotely interesting … let’s see …
OH!! I know. evil grin
My brother and I were walking along a street in Keanesburg just outside the arcades. My brother was wearing a cap and was looking at the ground, and he walked right into a stop sign. He wasn’t hurt, just really embarassed, and I cracked up! xD And there was this concession stand up ahead, and this guy was sitting on a stool and he said to my brother, “You know there was a stop sign back there” and my brother just said, “Yeaahh …” he was so embarassed, but it was hysterical. xD
Oh, and another time- at Keanesburg also.
We were going on the Moby Dick ride, and when we were strapped in, someone asked the dude operating it, “How long is the ride?” and he said “1 minute.” My brother whispered to my neighbor’s kid and said “Ten minutes.” and she yelled out in an outrage, “Ten minutes?!?!” and the dude whines “One!” xD So freakin’ funny.
FONY- LOL, your brother walking into a stop sign- ironic, and hilarious! 
An obvious story that is pretty literally staring me in the face (turns to the left, looks up and sees a massive banner on the wall 
) was my friends making this massive banner and several flags on my Appreciation Day (which is basically a day each of us could choose so that we can appreciate each other.)
You see, I really fancy my physics teacher- I mean, he’s hot!- and so they decided to make this banner and the flags with “I heart Mr. Treacher” (his name) all over them. He saw me walking around with the flag and said, embarrassed, “Yes, I heard about those flags,” to which I replied, “Aah, but have you seen the banner yet?” My friends then put the banner over his head. It was so funny.
And now it’s on my bedroom wall, next to my computer, with a whole array of weird stuff stuck to it. 
aZnCdn - Gee whiz. That sucks, dude.
FONY - Haha! That first story is hilarious…
Alright, I got a story. Pfff – just thinking about it makes me laugh…
The Underwear Story
My sister and I own this game entitled GameBreak! The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride, a computer game that we used to play non-stop, day after day, from noon 'til night.
Well, it just so happens that my sister is part comedian – she has the ability to make me laugh so hard that I wet my pants. This one day was no exception… We were playing the game…and my sister made me laugh so hard that I had to change my underwear at least three times. It was pitiful, but I couldn’t stop laughing, and the more I laughed…the more I… Well, you get the picture.
My sister and I are such nuts.
– Mitch
That was a really intresting story! I heard people weting their under stuff, but three times? Wow, that was strange!
The Star Swordsman - Yeah, and it wasn’t just wet. My pants were more soiled than was imagineable. But, I suppose that only so much information should be revealed…
I’m glad you found it interesting, though! (snigger)
Oh it was enjoyable to hear it. You are really welcome!
OMG I can’t believe you told that story, Mitch! LOL I wouldn’t have the courage to. 
But it made me laugh.
I’ll try to think up a good story. 
rachel - Lol. Haha! Yeah, my sister and I lived a life of soiled underwear. We would go out of our way to make jokes and laugh ourselves to near destruction. (snigger)
Oh, I thought of another one!
The “Hole of Failure” Tale
Many years ago, when my sister I were wee lassies, I thought up the ingenious idea of digging a hole from my backyard to China. Being an avid explorer and a lover of fine tales that told of hair-raising adventures, my job, at the time, was to go where no young lady had gone before: To the ends of the earth in a matter of days… Henceforth, a hand-made masterpiece of a tunnel – one that stretched from the residential confines of my weedy backyard to the towering mountains of China’s vast terrain – seemed just the thing…
Coincidentally, one of my neighbors’ children had the same crazy idea, only with a “twisted” plot. Instead of digging to Asia, he was digging for a cause, and that cause would have had a generally eye-catching effect. His brilliant scheme was to contruct a scientific observatory/lab beneath his house. Suddenly, my plan seemed significantly inferior to my neighbors’. “What a fantastically brilliant idea!”, I thought to myself. Digging to China soon seemed like a plan reserved only for those bozzos who had no idea that building a lodge home home underneath the base of their residence was a much better and well thought out concoction.
And so, the race began! My neighbor toiled endlessly through the month, striving to achieve his goal of contructing a lab in which to endeavor in evil scientific experiments. I, on the other hand, had in my mind the idea of building a comfortable, underground home all for myself and my sister. Surprisingly, we got pretty far down – approxiamatley 5-6 feet below the earth, and that is pretty impressive for a couple of 10 year olds, if I do say so myself. It only took about a week to get that far, which was fast for our standards. Everything was going great… Our holes were deeper than ever, the earth was well tilled and soft enough to dive iinto, and I already had plans for a two bedroom house with underground plumming and game room! It seemed as if nothing in the world could stop us. And then, during one particularly stormy week, it rained…
Needless to say, both of us abandoned our fruitless projects after our holes caved in and the sun began to beat down upon our backs to an overbearing extent. My hole still remains in my backyard, though, covered with leaves and left to rot in the luminous sunshine. I suppose I shouldn’t have gotten too carried away, but the fact that I tried to do the impossible is something in itself. Then again, kids will do almost anything for a pinch of recognition…
– Mitch
Once again, another intresting story! I enjoyed reading it.
The Star Swordsman - Heheh – well, thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed reading that one, too.
You are welcome!
Here’s one:
Shock Therapy
Right before school ended, in my Focus Science class, the teacher hooked up wires to a chair and charged the whole thing to demonstrate electricity ( I’m not really sure what he was demonstrating, my memory is a little foggy on that) and was inviting students from the class to come up and get shocked ( everybody knows where this is going, right? ) . Being the person that I am, I sat on the thing, and got a few good volts of it. I jumped up screaming in pain which made the class burst out laughing.
And then, as a joke, I said " That thing just burned off all the hair on my legs! "
Bill - Puh-ha! That’s hilarious! No offense…
Funny story bill! There must be other ways to demonstrate electricity, but oh well. Great story.
Mitch - Nice story! I enjoyed reading it as well.
Bill - Your story is very funny too! I was laughing the whole time!
But that last sentence just killed me…!
Maggie - Thank you!
Mitch - You’re most welcome.
Mitch and Maggie - Heheheh, I knew you guys would find that funny. I was debating to put that there because, you know, – heheheh.
Oh, and Maggie , I’m glad you liked that joke. That just came to me in the moment. That’s a perfect example of my style of humor/comedy.