sniggers I had done something along those lines. It’s been a while - don’t really remember as much.
DElf - I believe my grandma may have pictures. I was all of about 12 at the time so I wasn’t thinking so much of that. Unfortunately though - I have none to share.
Well, it helps that I saved the conversation (for reasons that I shall make clear to you later - ooh, sounds cryptic), and I’m working on clearing out some unnecessary files to make some extra space, so I just read it…
Here is a story. I was at a football game, and a stupid fan from the away team decided to go all out with angering the home team. It was so annoying, that the fans dropped him off of the stands and on to the track. And if that wasn’t embarassing enough, the cheerleaders all got distracted and tumbled to the ground! I was watching this and I was like, “well, we must protect this house!”
KE - Haha. That’s a wonderful story. I loved it. 
Although this is more along the lines of a moment of discovery than a factual tale (even though the event was and is factual), I am bursting to tell it, so here it is:
Le “Water” Closet:
My sister and I, being the humor-hungry and always-ravenous-for-entertainment individuals that we are, found ourselves, once again, with nothing to do; nothing to do, that is, until I unexpectedly announced that I needed to retire to the ever-present, but rarely spotless, bathroom…
Just for good measure, I brought my water bottle with me in case of a “dehydration emergency”. (I tend to get thirsty at odd hours of the day.) While taking a relieving, albeit liquidating, deposit on the trusty “John”, I decided to take a good ol’ fashioned swig of refreshing mountain water from my ever-present beverage carrier (a.k.a., the water bottle). Turns out that the effect of drinking water while taking a pee was rather intriguing… I mean, it’s almost like a virtual bout of reality based on…illusion! Think about it: You’re drinking water while going to the bathroom… It’s as if the liquid is going right through you – in one hole and out the other! T’was pretty cool, actually…
(snigger)
– Mitch
^___^
The Unexpected Visitor.
Well a few weeks ago we ripped up all the carpet in my house, because my mum got a discount through my dad on laminate flooring. So during the week the floors were being put in, I was staying home alone with my dogs while my mum and sister were on vacation. I was in my mum’s room watching TV when the floor guy knocked on the door. I got up and answered the door. The floor guy asked me, “Could you come and help me for a moment?” I shrugged and followed him out of the room and to the living room. The floor guy looked at me and said “Okay, I don’t know how this guy got in here. I’m assuming he flew in through the door.” He pointed up on top of the curtains above our windows, and there sat a fat little robin. The poor guy somehow managed to fly into my house and couldn’t get out. We chased him around the house for ten minutes before pushing him out the back door. He sat on my deck for a little while, traumatized by the experience. Poor thing. He was okay afterwards though, and flew off. =]
Aww, poor little robin! It least it was okay. That is the imposrtant thing. Nice story Tay!
Tay - Heheh. A friend of mine went through a similar dilemma. I’m glad the little dude was all right! 
– Mitch
I’ve been drinking a lot of water lately so I relate to Mitch 's story… 
Mitch - I found the water story quite funny. I haven’t quite looked at it that way before. I have been drinking a lot of water lately too, even though it is just the ending of Winter here/beginning of Spring, so it’s not really that hot…
AD - Glad the bird was ok.
here is one,
I was practicing my choreography with my theatre team, when someone’s cell phone goes off. We first tell them to turn it off, so she did. A few minutes later, someone elese’s phone goes off, and we ask him to turn it off. The third one went off, but we didn’t know about it until after we finished our song. The reason why is because the cell phone song was in complete sync with the song we were dancing to. We found out when someone asked if the song sounded a little flatter than usual. Someone checked their phone and found out that it was playing while the song was going.
TSS - Wow. That was quite a coincidence!
Yep, we were laughing so hard, we didn’t get to practice our next song until like twenty minutes later. And out throats were so dry after lagughing and screaming so hard.
TSS - Screaming? That gives me a really funny mental image. Heh. 
Oh, something similar to the bird story happened when I was taking one of my dance classes, that since it’s completely different from my usual dance classes I have to take it somewhere completely different from the other dance classes but since this is one that I enjoy there is no problem going to the cultureal center it takes place at. Anyway it was after my class and we were getting ready to go and then we see some people are chaseing after something and then it turns out to be a small bird that got in the building somehow, they closed of an area with the sliding door and these people and my mom were running around trying to catch the bird. They eventually got it to go outside, but it must have been some thing to see(I only saw a little bit through the gap in the doors).
Then there is this one inccedent that happened around this time last year
The exersize loving albino mouse story
At yet another posture related activity I go to the previous location (I haven’t seen the new one yet) was this big huge studio because there may be alot of people and the activities can take up alot of space anyway and there is a corner(the room is “L” shaped) that can be used as a way of dividing it in two needed. Well here I was doing my exercises and I was focusing very much on what I was doing and then I hear the instructor who was watching me at that moment say “oh”, I turned to them and asked if I got something wrong and they said that no there was nothing wrong and said I should keep going. Well at the end of that one exercise I happened to look to one side (where the instructor had been looking) and I saw an albino mouse staring up at me apparently it had been standing out in the open, watching me for the last 10mins, it then ran off into the closet on one end of the room. The teacher eventually caught it and set it free outside but nobody ever figured out what it was doing there or now it got in or even why it was standing right there out in the open since they don’t usually do that. But it was funny that half the class was avoiding it and the other half (including me) were looking in the closet and commenting on how cute it was
One thing about Saturday morning is I find it is difficult to sleep in cause I am so use to waking up early mon-fri.
Thanks! Yeah, he was a little scared haha.
Yeah. He managed to squish berries all over the house. Woohoo!
I had this one friend that I met when we were about 4 because we both liked Sailor Moon but eventually stoped visiting because we grew in different directions. When we were about 7 I guess it was, I was watching “Murder she wrote” every night but didn’t like the “Spice girls” my friend was really into the spice girls (even had a couple of the dolls) but had no idea what murder she wrote was. Well one day I went to visit her (we lived a fair distance away from each other so this only happed every few months) and we hauled out her Barbie dolls and she showed me those dolls of the spice girls when we were taking everything out and she told me about them. At that point I said “That is the… GREATEST!! We’ll play homicide detectives! O.K.” at this point I helded up the spice girl dolls “These two are going to be the victems and” held up another doll regular doll “These ones can be the investigators” rummaged through the bin and picked out a 5th doll “This one can be the perpitrator, now for evidence…trailed off a bit …this is the best game we’ve ever come out with intregue, puzzles, deep rooted motives, blending murder mysteries with Barbie dolls think of the posibilities! appearently at this point my eyes lit up a bit so which ones do you want to be?” and my friend said “uh…Posh and Baby?”
The last time we visited we were about 9 and some of my friend’s friend were there and they were gossiping about something that I had no clue about and so as an attempt to make the visit more interesting mentioned something I had seen on a show the week before where someone said “do you want to go sleding off the roof?” and then my friend said “Oh, we jump off the roof all the time” and they actually got a ladder and started jumping off the roof of the little garden shed in my friends yard. Now, I have a sensative nervous system and a low tollerence of pain so I decided to refrain from jumping and just sit on the roof. However, my sence for balence was and to some extent still is, below par which means I just freeze if I’m too high up so I’m clinging to this ladder I’ve only passed two rungs (so I was about 1 foot off the ground) my body won’t move and I’m screaming for somebody to take me down my mom had to literally pry my fingers away from the rung I was holding onto. Thinking back on it now the thought that stands out most is that I should have grabbed the sides because those weren’t walked on.
I am such a DRH!!! For those who have read the musical groups thread, I went to the Tiesto concert Wed night. it is 2:45 in the morning and I am speeding home, I was doing 30-40 mph over the limit, but the road was dead.
When I get off the highway this car pulls up behind me and lights up, turns out to be the County Sherrif, he asks the famous 2 questions: do you know why I pulled you over, do you know how fast you were going back there. He tells me that I was doing 82 in a 55 zone, got a nice $208 speeding ticket.
Boy did I feel like the the DRHs when they got put in the slammer, Thank god I don’t have to pull Bessie.
Got pulled over for my exhaust tonight. Cop gave me a “Faulty Equipment” warning meaning if I get pulled over for my exhaust again they will write me a ticket.
Cops have really been hatin’ on my car this week.
I just don’t understand how Harley bikes can have exhuasts so loud that when they ride down the street the windows to my house rattle, but yet my exhaust is illegal. I know bikes & cars have different laws, but logically that does not make sense.
I was at a school in Arizona and my reading teacher was talking about plots in a story,and he said how many of you have seen Cars and almost all the class raised their hands(Including mwah me).Then he explained about the plot of the movie,and some boy in the back of the room said "I like that lowrider"then the teacher was like what’s that racecars name,and then we said Lightning McQueen.Then I said "he has a girlfriend in the movie 
"and some girl said “SALLY!” out loud and some other boy said "yeah she’s a porsche"I was sooo happy that time.