JFF: Rewrite WALL·E's Character

[Pixar_Builder]

Here’s a short list I created for my Brave New World project back in 2009 for my English Class. Most probably won’t make sense if you haven’t read the book, but for the rest, just try replacing Jon with WALL-E.

Most of these ideas are one’s that I decided were too easy to write about for John. Some are realistic, others are more insane.
John:

1. Takes control as the new Controller
2. Watches “Star Wars” and reads “Animal Farm” Issues a Rebellion against Brave New World
3. Reads Sweeney Todd Becomes a psychopathic killer and offs everyone in society.
4. Starts his own government, separate from Brave New World
5. Reads The Time Machine and Scientific Aspects of Time Travel, Goes back in time to meet Shakespeare, teams up with Jesus and decide to awaken the brainwashed culture.
6. Starts preaching the practices of the Old World to individuals in BnW and starts a cult.
7. Reads Twilight, thinks he’s a sparkly vampire and then also thinks he’s immortal. Then he goes on a spy mission to rescue Helmholtz and Bernard where they decide to team up with the Natives against Brave New World.
8. Watches “Invader Zim” Integrates in with rest of the society in Brave New World (But secretly plans to destroy it from the inside.)
9. Watches “Futurama” and decides the only thing he can do is cryogenically freeze himself to the future. However, he finds out that Earth has been taken over by Apes.
10. Reads Frankenstein and decides to bring back his dead mother.
11. Reads 2,000 Leagues Under the Sea and decides life would be better if he moved to the ocean.
12. Reads Henry Ford’s autobiography and becomes very knowledgeable with Ford. He then dresses up as Ford and demands that the people in Brave New World are wrong.
13. Watches Mythbusters and uses large complex and unnecessary machinery to prove/debunk myths.
14. Reads 1984, falls in love with Lenina, chloroforms her and they decide to start a new life together.
15. Reads chemistry textbooks, analyzes the ingredients of Soma, and then invents an anti- soma drug that he issues to every citizen in Brave New World.

Also, WALL-E reads Brave New World and decides that it’s better not to get involved with BnL.

[YouAreAToy1]

What if WALL-E watched finding nemo and his one true goal in life would be to find his son NEMO-E sadly when he jumps in the water he would die
Also him watching austin powers would be hilarious imagine wall-e saying hoobi hay baby!In his robotic low pitched voice

[ellie-jessie-eve]

@YouAreAToy!!!

What if WALL-E watched finding nemo and his one true goal in life would be to find his son NEMO-E sadly when he jumps in the water he would die

That’s a facinating mixture of Stanton’s two films, to say the least.

[Pixar_Builder]

What if WALL-E watched WALL-E? TEMPORAL EXPLOSION

[ellie-jessie-eve]

@Pixar Builder

What if WALL-E watched WALL-E? TEMPORAL EXPLOSION

That would be pure craziness!

[somethingguy912]

@Pixar Builder

What if WALL-E watched WALL-E? TEMPORAL EXPLOSION

You’re going to brake the fourth dimension if you do something like that!

Also , I don’t think the Wall-E could learn anything from watching himself except for the fact that he could’ve saved himself from getting tazered by Auto and came to EVE’s aid much more frequently than before.