[size=92]"Life is like a hot bath. It
feels good while you’re in it. But the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get."
That one’s from
Garfield, so I’ll have to credit Jim Davis. 
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I like that motto. It is so true, but still, it does have
an omnious tone to it. No matter what you do in that tub, something negative is gonna happen.
Ok, I got 2. First, one I randomly said to my cousin one day for no reason:
- Some people
are weird, some people are dorks, some people are both. Do you understand?
The second i didnt come up
with. A musician i like named Neil Innes said it and i like it
2. Have fun, try not to lose any money, and
leave the bathroom as you wish to find it.
Ok, my serious motto is probably, "If you’re gonna do something, do it good, not
half-heartedly."
"That’s just how we
roll"
"Practice does not make perfect. Practice makes
permenent."
The Star Swordsman - Hmm – that’s an interesting one. I
kinda like it…
Cause the thing with the "Practice makes
Perfect" motto can be trtranselated totally different. What if you keep practicing something, only to figure
out that all of this time, you have been practicing the wrong way? Now you have become used to the wrong
way.
I hope no one’s offended
by this. LOL
"[i] Friendship is like peeing your pants…Everyone notices, but only YOU
can feel it’s true warmth."[/i]
Sorry, that was more of a quote than a motto…Oh well.
lmbo ( laugh my butt off - i’m not gettin in trouble for saying the other word ) JesusFreak !
Okay , I’ve got one ( sorry if it’s a downer )
" If you’re gonna dream big , always be
prepared - because sooner or later you’re gonna fall as high as you leaped . "
This is what happens
when you get rejected by your dream school . sorry peoples .
The Star Swordsman - Indeed – it makes perfect
sense…in a permanent way. (snigger)
JesusFreak - Ha!! That’s
just…brilliant! Ohhh…I have to have that as my second motto now…
JesusFreak – LOL! That’s
the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! 
"American ends
in I-C-A-N."
(Spell it people)
Ah – I
love that! God bless America…because “I can”. Heheh – that’s
beautiful. 
Oh…and I almost forgot about this great little quote:
[i]‘Rats’
spelled backward is ‘star’.[/i]
So true. And it just goes to show how great the little
critters are – heheh.
One of the good mottos for any project, not only for
constucting is “Measure twice, cut once”
Yeah, I
should follow that one a bit more! 
Here is
another similar one.
“You have two choices. Do it right, or do it again.”
This isn’t really mine,
though Randall wanted me to put it up. I agree with it though.
"There’s a right way, a wrong way,
and MY way"
Nexas - Ha – that’s
funny. I really don’t want to know what his (Randall’s) way would be, though. (snigger)
It’s not as…aggressive as you might think.
I mean
really RIGHT way is really what people tell you to do, WRONG way is really what people tell you NOT to do. His
way really is just making your own decisions heh.
Never pick him as a philosopher…hmm…then again I stil
don’t heh.