As a note, from now on, in order to spread it out, I’m releasing new parts every other morning instead of daily.
[u]Part 3 - That Stupid Human Situation[/u]
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INT. ANDY’S MENTAL HOSPITAL ROOM[/b]
Andy is recovering from the shock of the monsters in his padded orange room. He’s almost together again. His mother is beside him, trying to calm him.
ANDY’S MOM
Andy…you’re going to be alright.
ANDY
Thanks for helping, mom. I think I feel all better and totally not mentally scarred anymore!
A house on balloons smashes through the room, mentally scarring Andy for life yet again. The house comes to a halt and Carl Fredricksen from Up comes out.
CARL
Sorry, miss, I’m going to have to kidnap your kid!!
ANDY’S MOM
ANDY!!!
Carl jumps out and grabs Andy like an Olympic athlete, takes him into the house, and flies away before Andy’s mom can even do anything about it.
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EXT. CLOUDS[/b]
CARL
Hahaha, we’re going to Paris!!
Not a sound can be heard in the sky but the creaking of the house and the balloons. Andy finally gets over his sudden trauma enough to speak.
ANDY
Where are you taking me!?
CARL
How stupid can you get? I already said I was taking you to Paris. I’m part of the Child Detection Agency from Monster City. I need to make sure you pipe down about the monster world. We can’t have it getting out.
ANDY
So how is going to Paris going to help or even be relevant?
CARL
Okay, let me explain that. First of all,
Suddenly the house comes to a halt, throwing everything onto the floor. Carl struggles to get back up and control the house. He looks up out the window to see the balloons rapidly popping. They hit the Eiffel Tower!
[b]EXT. PARIS STREETS
CARL[/b]
We’re crash landing!!
Andy and Carl are suddenly thrown out of the house by some physically impossible act of physics. Carl smashes into the ground, surviving but ruining his dentures, but Super Remy catches Andy before it’s too late.
ANDY
Oh my god a huge rat!
Andy is pretty freaked out for about the 5th time in this movie. He faints from shock. Andy’s mom runs over to her son.
REMY
And you are?
ANDY’S MOM
I’m his mom. I rode a taxi to Paris because that old man who needs medical attention kidnapped him.
REMY
I see. Aren’t you going to thank me?
ANDY’S MOM
No. You scarred my kid for life, AGAIN.
REMY
You’re so kind.
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INT. MONSTERS, INC. DOOR ROOM[/b]
Mike and Sulley are sitting at their desk eating a taco. A CDA person is questioning them.
CDA MAN
Do you realize you may be fired for your stupidity the other day?
SULLEY
Yes…
CDA MAN
Do you realize that you’re holding a rather delicious looking taco?
SULLEY
Yes…
CDA MAN
I won’t get you fired if I can have it.
Sulley gives the guy his taco.
CDA MAN
Good. Thank you for doing business with me.
SULLEY
Yes…
CDA MAN
Are you going to stop saying yes?
SULLEY
Yes…
CDA MAN
Uh…see ya.
The guy walks away. Mike and Sulley look at each other.
MIKE
That taco cost me half my salary!
SULLEY
You don’t even get a salary!
MIKE
I hate you…first you take my dollar away from me, now my taco, what next?!
SULLEY
Well, at least we got that stupid human situation out of the way.
MIKE
Or did we?
SULLEY
What?
MIKE
Nothing, I just wanted to sound dramatic.
SULLEY
Okay. Whatever. Say, didn’t that new movie Kung Fu Panda come out today?
MIKE
Yeah. Want to go see it?
SULLEY
Sure.
Mike and Sulley walk away.
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INT. MOVIE THEATER[/b]
A mysterious overweight panda slips a wallet onto a seat in the theater. He steps back into the shadows.
Mike and Sulley walk through the aisles to their seats with some popcorn. They knock over like 50 people along. Finally they get to their seat. Sulley takes a deep breath.
MIKE
Looks like I won the no breathing contest!
SULLEY
You know, that could’ve went on forever, considering monsters don’t need to breathe. (Obvious setup)
MIKE
I hate these stupid pre-preview things that they show before the lights dim.
SULLEY
I know, right?
MIKE
Hey, what’s this?
Mike sees a wallet sitting beside their seat.
MIKE
Well, finders keepers I guess.
Mike takes the wallet. The lights dim and the previews start.
MOVIE ANNOUNCER (OUT OF SHOT)
Monsters Inc. 2…coming next Winter.
MIKE (obnoxiously screaming)
What?! That’s US!!! They made stupid computer models of us and made a movie based on us!
The entire movie theater stares at Mike.
SULLEY
This is outrageous. Where’s my lawyer?
Mike throws a ton of popcorn at the movie projector, blocking the image. The lights come on and people leave the theater.
MIKE
That’s what they get…
As Mike and Sulley exit the theater, Po from Kung Fu Panda is seen with evil glowing red eyes, glaring at them menacingly.
–End–
Most of the changes here were just extremely cheap setups for future events and plot devices.