Pixar VS. Dreamworks

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INDEX
Part 1: The Underminer Attacks
Part 2: Kidnapped!
Part 3: Fight in France

[b]FADE IN:

INT. MONSTERS INC. DOOR ROOM[/b]

It’s late at night after work hours. Mike and Sulley from MONSTERS, INC. pick up their clipboards and press a big red button. A door slides into the room and onto one of the stations.

SULLEY
Alright, now I can go pick up that dollar I left in the kid’s house.

MIKE
Good, because you owe me a soda.

Sulley walks into the door and ends up in a kid’s room late at night. Sulley tiptoes across the room and picks up his dollar, which is by the kid’s bed. Suddenly, an alarm rings and the lights switch on. The child awakes. It’s Andy from TOY STORY.

ANDY
MONSTERS!!!

SULLEY
No, no, I’m just picking up my dollar.

ANDY
MOM!!!

Andy’s mom rushes into the room with a gun. She fires bullets at Sulley but they go right through him because this movie has to be rated G. Sulley does a Matrix move and grabs the gun. He throws it through the door and it hits Mike in the head.

MIKE (out of shot)
Ow!!!

Andy’s mom grabs the phone and calls 9-1-1.

[b]FADE:

INT. ANDY’S BEDROOM (later)[/b]

The police finally come. It turns out that one of them is the police man from THE INCREDIBLES that got frozen.

POLICE MAN
Put your hands up!!!

Sulley puts his hands up. The police man puts him at gunpoint. He steps forward and Sulley moves back. The police man follows him into the closet, to the Monster’s Inc. door room.

MIKE
Who are they?! HUMANS!!

Mike runs away screaming. He pushes the emergency button in the corner of the door room. The S.W.A.T. Team busts in through the windows instantly. They completely nuke the place, but they put Mike and Sulley in a protection box. The nuking almost extends to Andy’s room, but the door to Andy’s room gets nuked so the connection disappears. The two police men are alive after the nuke explosion, and the S.W.A.T. Team takes them away.

MIKE
Well, that was interesting.

Andy is scarred for life from the monsters and is in the hospital. Andy’s mom reports to the police what happened, but obviously they’re in complete disbelief.

[b]FADE IN:

INT. THE CITY
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The Parr family is walking away from the game with Dash’s second place trophy, as seen in The Incredibles.

HELEN
Dash, I’m so proud of you.

DASH
I didn’t know what the heck you wanted me to do.

Crashing and screaming is heard. The Underminer appears from the ground.

UNDERMINER
Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!

The Incredibles prepare to fight. (this is where The Incredibles ended) Then a ton of bugs start crawling out from the ground.

UNDERMINER
You didn’t think it would be that easy, did you? I brought along some friends!

The bugs are from A BUG’S LIFE. Flik is the leader.

FLIK
I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before the Underminer!

The bugs combined crawl all over the Parr family.

BOB
Oh, the humanity!

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Syndrome from The Incredibles comes and saves them by shooting the bugs.

SYNDROME
I have become a better person!

BOB
You’ve got to be kidding me.

The Incredibles beat up Syndrome. A cliche spinning newspaper shot comes up with the headlines “INCREDIBLES SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN!” “EVIL BUGS BEGIN TO CONSUME CITY!” “WHERE ARE YOU MR. INCREDIBLE?!”.

The bugs begin eating the buildings of the city. Frozone slides on his ice and tries to freeze the bugs. It’s futile. The bugs begin to eat city hall.

MAYOR
Where are the Incredibles?

[b]FADE IN:

INT. UNDERGROUND LAIR
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The Incredibles are locked in a prison in The Underminer’s secret lair.

UNDERMINER
You weaklings! I will now suck the superpowers out of you and give them to…ME!!!

The Underminer pulls a lever and an energy beam absorbs the Incredibles family.

ALL (except Jack Jack)
OOOOOOWWWWW!!!

The powers are absorbed. However, the machine begins to make funny sounds. It rumbles and shakes, and the entire room begins to shake.

UNDERMINER
What now?

The machine misfires the super power signal which was supposed to be shot at the Underminer.

[b]PAN:

INT. LA RATATOUILLE[/b]

Late at night in Paris, France, Remy the rat is busy cooking his newest meal. He has a window open. Suddenly, a super power signal energy beam comes through the window and hits Remy. He begins to morph and get all crazy.

REMY
What’s…auh…happe…aof…to m-apif…me?!

Remy became six feet tall with macho stretchy muscles, quick feet, and the power to turn invisible and make force fields. Jack Jack’s power didn’t transfer.

REMY
I guess my daily trips to the gym have paid off!

TO BE CONTINUED!

Pixar vs. Dreamworks v2
#2

It’s quite good. The opening is very funny. :smiley:

er… I have a question. How is it Pixar VS Dreamworks?

#3

It’s only the very beginning. Dreamworks stuff comes soon.

#4

Interesting. I think it’s going to be a long story. Try to make it a funny story, Bryko614. If you make it too emotional, (like there’s a close relationship between a Pixar character and a Dreamworks character while there’s a war going on) it’s gonna lengthen your story, Pixar will start to merge with Dreamworks, and I don’t know whether it’s gonna be good or bad with that.

#5

LOL…that was weird…yet funny.

Loved it…keep posting.

Review 9/10

#6

Remy walks into the boss’s room of “La Ratatouille”.

REMY
I’m quitting to become a superhero.

LINGUINI
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. I thought your dream was to become a chef. I mean, that’s why we made this restaurant, you idiot.

REMY
Well a weird shock beam came through the window and gave me super powers! I want to help the world!

LINGUINI
Are you really going to do this to-

REMY
Fine, I’ll be a super hero in between shifts. HAPPY?

LINGUINI
Alright, geez…don’t get so mad.

Remy walks away with an angry look on his face.

[b]FADE:

INT. ANDY’S HOSPITAL ROOM
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Andy is recovering from the shock of the monsters. He’s almost together again. His mother is beside his bed caring for him.

ANDY’S MOM
Andy…you’re going to be alright.

ANDY
Thanks for helping, mom.

Suddenly, a house on balloons smashed through the room. Andy was scarred for life yet again. The house comes to a halt and an old man comes out.

CARL
Sorry, miss, I’m going to have to kidnap your kid!!

Carl jumps and grabs Andy, takes him into his balloon house, and flies away before Andy’s mom can even say anything.

CARL
Hahaha, we’re going to Paris!!

The floating house flies away. High in the clouds, Andy finally speaks.

ANDY
Where are you taking me!?

CARL
How stupid can you get? I already said I was taking you to Paris. I’m part of the Child Detection Agency from Monster City. I need to make sure you shut up about the monster world…the hard way.

ANDY
Just when I got the monsters out of my mind…shrugs

A shot of night going into day into night again appears, to show the amount of time tha thas passed in the house. Eventually the house collides with the Eiffel Tower in this shot.

CARL
We’re crash landing!!

The house breaks to pieces and Andy and Carl fall out. Carl splats on the ground, but Super Remy catches Andy.

ANDY
Oh my god a huge rat!

Andy was pretty freaked out. He fainted from shock. Andy’s mom came over.

REMY
And you are?

ANDY’S MOM
I’m his mom. I rode a taxi to Paris because that old man who needs medical attention kidnapped him.

REMY
I see. Aren’t you going to thank me?

ANDY’S MOM
No.

REMY
You’re so kind.

[b]FADE:

INT. MONSTERS, INC. DOOR ROOM[/b]

Mike and Sulley are sitting at their desk eating a taco. A CDA person is questioning them.

CDA MAN
Do you realize you may be fired for your stupidity the other day?

SULLEY
Yes…

CDA MAN
Do you realize that you’re holding a rather delicious looking taco?

SULLEY
Yes…

CDA MAN
I won’t get you fired if I can have it.

Sulley gives the guy his taco.

CDA MAN
Good. Thank you for doing business with me.

SULLEY
Yes…

CDA MAN
Are you going to stop saying yes?

SULLEY
Yes…

CDA MAN
Thanks. See ya.

The guy walks away. Mike and Sulley look at each other.

MIKE
That taco cost me half my salary!

SULLEY
Cool.

MIKE
I hate you…

SULLEY
Well, at least we got that stupid human situation out of the way.

MIKE
Or did we?

SULLEY
What?

MIKE
Nothing, I just wanted to sound dramatic.

SULLEY
Okay. Whatever. Say, didn’t that new movie Kung Fu Panda come out today?

MIKE
Yeah. Want to see it?

SULLEY
Sure.

Mike and Sulley walk away.
[b]
FADE IN:

INT. MOVIE THEATER[/b]

Mike and Sulley are walking to their seats with some popcorn. They knock over like 50 people. Finally they get to their seat.

MIKE
I hate these stupid pre-preview things that they show before the lights dim.

SULLEY
I know, right?

The lights dim and the previews start.

MOVIE ANNOUNCER (OUT OF SHOT )
Monsters Inc. 2…coming next Spring.

MIKE
What?! That’s US!!! They made stupid computer models of us and made a movie based on us!

SULLEY
This is outrageous.

Mike throws a ton of popcorn at the movie projector, blocking the image. The lights come on and people leave the theater.

MIKE
That’s what they get…

As Mike and Sulley exit the theater, the panda from Kung Fu Panda is seen with evil glowing red eyes, looking at them. The screen goes to black.

Also, here is a short preview of a scene to come.

[spoiler][b]FADE IN:

INT. PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS[/b]

John Lasseter is working at his desk.

JOHN
Looks like the designs for Toy Story 3 are almost finished.

Suddenly his computer screen turns to blinking red, and the word “ALERT” is written.

JOHN
Buzz needs help!

John jumps out of his seat and into a teleport pod, which sucks him up. He comes out 4 seconds later in a superhero costume.

JOHN
I am Hero Guy!

He runs out of the studios and towards across the street, where Dreamworks Animation Studios is located.
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#7

LOL…i love 'em keep 'em coming.

They are so crazy that they actually make sense…i truly love the transitions which help keep it running smoothly

Review-9/10

Its crazy but makes me laugh…so its good.

#8

I like the style of writing: scripted form. Really cool story. For some reason, I am reminded of the game Mortal Kombat vs DC when I first saw the title.

For me, I think that the first part of the story seemed really random. I think that it could flow a little more. Give each scene a chance to developt. After all, you want the readers to enjoy your work.

#9

Laugh-out-loud hilarious! I could use a little randomness. Except, it kinda jumps here and there, so you might wanna slow down the pace.

#10

Sorry for my absence, I’ll post a new part tomorrow.

#11

I can’t wait to see it.

#12

Ahahaha! This is hilarious!!! Keep writing!

#13

[b]FADE IN:

INT. THE CITY[/b]

The city is about to be eaten by the bugs, but Frozone luckily harnesses his abilities and stops them, as seen in a montage.

FROZONE
Yeah! Now where’s Bob?

The Underminer pops up from the ground.

THE UNDERMINER
You!! How could you stop them?! I’ll let you have the Incredible family for free…you’re amazing…I give up evil. I will start a little flower shop in town!

The Underminer skips away. The Incredibles pop out from the ground.

FROZONE
What happened?

BOB
He took away all our powers!

FROZONE
Oh my gosh!

DASH
Now I’ll fail at track! starts crying

VIOLET
And now I can’t turn invisible when I need to skip class! starts crying

JACK JACK
Goo goo ga ga! spontaneously combusts

HELEN
Jack Jack still has his powers! But how?

FROZONE
Maybe the super beam doesn’t work on babies.

HELEN
Whatever…we’ll have to lead normal lives now.

BOB
This is the worst thing that ever happened to me!

HELEN
Too bad…did you ever even get your job back?

BOB
Whistles

HELEN
Great. Frozone, do you have a cardboard box for us?

FROZONE
Yeah.

HELEN
Thanks.

In simple text, screen says “ONE DAY LATER”.

FADE IN

The Parr family is seen sitting in a cardboard box. It’s snowing and everybody is shivering.

BOB
I stink.

HELEN
I have an idea! Let’s move to France. Maybe you can become a cook or something.

BOB
Great idea!

HELEN
I was being sarcastic, but whatever.

Basically a two second shot of an airplane flying.

[b]FADE IN:

INT. PARIS STREETS[/b]

The family is seen walking through the streets.

BOB
Look! That place says “Help Wanted”!

Bob points to La Ratatouille, the stupid store owned by Remy the rat.

[b]FADE IN:

INT. LA RATATOUILLE[/b]

Remy is serving a delicious meal to Andy and his mom.

REMY
There you go. Are you going to pay?

ANDY’S MOM
I wasted all my money on peanuts on the airplane flight.

REMY
Get out. NOW.

Remy throws Andy and his mom out the door. They smash into the Parr family.

BOB
Watch where you’re walking, you stupid losers!

HELEN
Bob…

ANDY
Mommy! Please, let’s go home before a fight sequence begins.

A fight sequence begins. Andy’s mom does a karate kick and smashes Bob across the street. Bob runs back and Andy’s mom does another kick, but he dodges. Then he trips Andy’s mom and she falls.

DASH
Stop this fight now!

BOB
Throw me Jack Jack!

VIOLET
What?

JACK JACK
Goo goo ga ga! throws self to Bob

BOB
Thank you.

Jack Jack spontaneously combusts on Andy’s mom, which makes her run for her life with Andy.

ANDY’S MOM
Exploding baby!! Ahh!!

Bob pats himself on the back.

HELEN
You just scarred two random bypassers for life.

BOB
Oops…

REMY
Did you see that action! You’re hired!

BOB
I never-

REMY
YOU’RE HIRED. does “do it or you’re dead” pose

BOB
Okay. What’s my job?

REMY
You’re the head cook while I use my super strength-stretch-speed-invisible-force field powers to save the world.

[b]THE INCREDIBLES (ALL )
YOU STOLE OUR POWERS!!!

REMY[/b]
Gulp…

The Incredibles completely maul Remy.

HELEN
Well, how’s that for an interesting trip?

BOB
Now what?

HELEN
Let’s rob this place for all the cash they’ve got.

Shot of day turning into night. Bob and Helen sneak through the corridors of “La Ratatouille”. Eventually they find a vault.

HELEN
You have the lock pick?

BOB
What lock pi-OOOH…I left it on the kitchen table.

Shot of airplane flying. Bob is seen picking up a lock pick on the kitchen table. Another shot of airplane flying.

HELEN
Okay. Break the lock.

BOB
Gotcha.

Bob picks the lock and opens the vault. Inside are Mike and Sulley cowering in fear.

HELEN
What the…

MIKE
He’s not here, right? The panda?

HELEN
What the…

SULLEY
Some evil panda has been chasing us for the whole day! Now we’re hiding in this safe. But you revealed us.

HELEN
Okay, this is really cre-

MIKE AND SULLEY
There he is!!!

Camera swifts to the right and Po is seen cracking his fists. He does a kung fu kick.

PO
Hoy cha!

MIKE AND SULLEY
Run!!!

Mike and Sulley run away with Po in pursuit. Bob and Helen follow. They run out of “La Ratatouille” into “Pizza Planète” (the French version of Pizza Planet ). Po catches up with Mike and slugs him in the eye. Mike screams. Then Po orders an extra large slushie and dips Mike into it. Afterwards he takes the bat from “Whack an Alien” and smashes Mike. Sulley hits Po in the face but Po counters with an Omega Fart which stinks up the whole place. Po shoves Mike into the crane game; he can’t get out. About 100 aliens stare at him.

GREEN ALIENS
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

MIKE
Get away from me you freaks!

Mike picks up one of the aliens and chucks him at the glass dome.

GREEN ALIEN
Augh!

The aliens all lunge at Mike and begin to eat him. Meanwhile Sulley and Po are in fistcuffs. It’s a pretty close battle until Bob and Helen jump in and punch Po in the stomach. Po collapses in pain. Sulley rushes towards the Crane Game and cracks the glass open. Mike comes out, shaking off the green aliens. The battle is over!

SULLEY
Hey thanks, humans. We couldn’t have done it without you.

BOB
Anytime you creepy monsters. You’re not as evil as you look.

MIKE
Thanks…?

HELEN
What now?

SULLEY
What do we do about the panda?

Suddenly the Furious Five from Kung Fu Panda jump in.

FURIOUS FIVE
How dare you hurt one of our comrades!

They all go into kung fu poses. Mike, Sulley, Bob, and Helen prepare to fight. A “5 seconds later” card is shown. Mike, Sulley, Bob, and Helen are seen unconscious on the ground with the Furious Five atop them.

TIGRESS
How cliche. Let’s go home.

CRANE
No…we have to get revenge on these guys!

TIGRESS
Well, we’re pretty two-dimensional anyway, we don’t need to be main characters in this movie.

CRANE
Okay.

The Furious Five walk away with the unconsious Po. Helen and Mike wake up.

HELEN
What now?

MIKE
I have a feeling that something interesting is going to happen soon.

#14

sheeesh…it gets better and better

Review-9/10

Its pretty good for being out of order and very bizzarre. A great laugh for the entire family to read.

#15

I like it, but I think you have got the action going to fast. Its always dialogue, dialogue, dialogue. And you give one sentence of a scene between characters talking.

I suggest expanding a bit. This is starting to sound kinda silly for my taste.

#16

It’s pretty funny and crazy (in a good way) but I agree that maybe you should add a bit more action and slow things down a bit.

#17

Haha, I love it! I can’t wait to read more!

#18

Wow, that was awesome! :wink: