“And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to takeover. i know, I know exactly what they need”
Wicked
Homer: Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off. Cleaning my gun with the–Whoopsie.
Lisa: Dad, you just killed a poor defenseless buffalo.
Homer: A poor delicious buffalo. He’ll be dinner for the whole wagon train.
Lisa: Why’d you kill another one?
Homer: Dessert.
Guile: Go home and be a family man
Carl: You know, I was hexed by a troll, and a Leprechaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Hey, you know what’s even better? Jesus. He’s like six Leprechauns.
Carl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun.
Cheese Sandwich: Cause I like to make you smile smile smile with these happy friends of mine
Pinkie pie: Thats my song!
Homer: Yep. Everything worked out for the best.
Marge: What?! Bart is dead!
Homer: Well, me saying I’m sorry won’t bring him back.
Oh no! I’m in my underwear at the mall!
(From the Jimmy Neutron episode I Dream of Jimmy)
“Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”
Sherlock Holmes
Ego: You’re slow for someone in the fast lane
Sherlock Holmes: John, there’s something I should say, I’ve meant to say always and I never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now… Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.
John Watson:…It’s not.
Sherlock Holmes: It was worth a try.
John Watson: We’re not naming our daughter after you.
Do you think it’s about time we revived this thread? 
“Well howdy, I’m a cowboy! Bang-bang, bang-bang-bang-bang! Shoot-shoot-shoot, bullet-bullet, gun! Zap-zap-zap, pow, zap, pow!”
“Howdy guys, come sit on me!”
*both quotes are of Emmet from The Lego Movie–can’t resist that one funny scene with his impressions of cowboy and stool!
This use to be the most popular thread, lol.
“Bless me Bagpipes!”
-Uncle Srooge, Ducktales
don’t know if this has ben posted but…
“Man, this is heavy!”- Marty McFly, Back To The Future
Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don’t have to
-The Nostaglia Critic
^I love NC!
“It’s like trying to stick your d#@k in a cheerio”-Angry Video Game Nerd
Same! I use to not like him, I’m not sure what my problem was.
When you are successful and you change, you are an idiot.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
Excuse me…that was not supposed to have a link added to it, this is a quoting thread!
Seriously? Come on dude. That is very disrespectful. This is a forum to have fun and talk about all things Pixar and others. Please be respectful to your felow PP members.
I heard this on a YouTube-uploaded clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live:
“People are watching us on TV right now. Although well, honestly most people will probably watch this on their phones on the toilet tomorrow.”
(audience laughter)
“Th-th-that’s gross.”
“It’s better than you think.”
Hint, hint: The clip was uploaded after last year’s “Back to the Future” Day celebrations…and in this one Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd make guest appearances as Marty McFly and Doc Emmet Brown. I found a lot of this clip to be hilarious and couldn’t stop watching it over and over again for a while. (That’s pretty much all I have to say…)