“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon”
-Allen, The Hangover
Dr Leslie Armstrong: I have heard your name, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and I am aware of your profession — one of which I by no means approve.
Holmes: In that, Doctor, you will find yourself in agreement with every criminal in the country.
The Missing Three-Quarter
“You see that? That’s my orange juice with a napkin over it. Because I don’t want ANYONE TO RUFEE ME AGAIN!”
-Stu, The Hangover Part II
“Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot.”
Sherlock Holmes, The Abbey Grange.
It’s over nine-THOUSAND!!!
Vegeta, DBZ
“Dare I name it, can it be love?”
-Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
“Only one important thing has happened in the last three days, and that is that nothing has happened.”
Sherlock Holmes, The Second Stain.
“Having interesting things to say and presenting them vividly are both rare skills, and the combination is rare still. Its value becomes even more apparent in a world where everyone has nothing to say and the ability to say it at great length.”
- Andrew Brown, TDIT’s textbook
“Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.”
Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear.
“War, war, war! Why, war is all that anyone talks about. It makes me so bored, I could scream!”
-Scarlett O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
“That’s right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny.”
McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
“Have you heard of the all American Prophet? He found a new book about Jesus Christ! We’re following him to Paradise, we call ourselves Mormon! And our new religion is All American!”
-The Book of Mormon, the Musical.
“Get out of my way son, you’re usin’ my oxygen.”
McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
“My, my, my. What a delightful bunch of losers!”
-Jefferson Davis, Histeria!
Blackbeard: Bring the creature!
Phillip Swift: She has a name!
On Stranger Tides.
If all goes well, we’re going to have a 2006 NBA Finals rematch.
My twin bro after Dallas winning.
“Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.”
Stella, Rear Window.
“Son of a biscuit!”
-Butters, South Park
“I want to confess as best I can, but my heart is void. The void is a mirror. I see my face and feel loathing and horror. My indifference to men has shut me out. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams.”
Antonius, The Seventh Seal
“Yesterday don’t matter if it’s gone.”
- Ruby Tuesday, The Rolling Stones