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“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.”

Red, The Shawshank Redemption

If you smelllllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking!

The rock.

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The Space Core-Portal 2

“The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.”

Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption.

“I don’t need you to tell me I’m the one.”

-The One, by Vanessa Carlton

Dash Parr: ‎And we totally aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best vacation ever!

I guess thisn’t really a quote but a line of a book.
‘The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well’
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, last line.

Finn McMissile: “These Americans are clearly Master Spies.” -

“It’s just a house.”

  • Carl Fredricksen, Up

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Angelica: How am I to get free of these bonds?

Jack Sparrow: You worked free of your bonds about a half hour ago, and you’ve been waiting for a chance to jump me ever since.

On Stranger Tides.

“I’ve just gotta break from this prison cell–one day, I’m gonna be free, Lord…”

  • Somebody to Love, Queen

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”

Red, The Shawshank Redemption.

“It’s not a boulder. It’s a rock!”

-Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

Angelica: Jack. I am with child. Yours.

Jack Sparrow: Funny. I don’t recall that we…

Angelica: You were drunk.

Jack Sparrow: There is not enough rum in the seven seas.

On Stranger Tides.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

-Abraham Lincoln

“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. Someday you’ll come and join us, and the world will live as one.”

  • Imagine, John Lennon

“Find me waiting there, you’ll see if you just close your eyes.”

Story of the Year.

Chico: who are you?

Groucho: I’m fine thanks who are you?

Chico: I’m fine too but ya can’t come in without the password.

Groucho: oh yeah what is the password.

Chico: oh ho no you’ve got to tell me.

Groucho: yeah well what is it?

Chico: i give you three guesses…it’s the name of a fish.

Groucho:…is it Mary?

Chico: ah ha!! That’s a no fish.

Groucho: oh…is it sturgeon?

Chico: eh you crazy sturgeon is a doctor who cut you open what you saying? Now I give you one more guess.

Groucho: i know…haddock.

Chico: that’s a funny I’ve got a haddock too.

Groucho really? What do you take for a haddock.

Chico: well a sometimes I take an asprin others I take a calomel.

Groucho: you know id walk a mile for a calomel.

Chico: you mean chocolate caramel. I like that too but you no gets in.

Groucho and Chico marx: a day at the races.

“Man is the warmest place to hide.”

The Thing tagline.