Hermione Granger: Don’t play.
Ron Weasley: Say you’re ill.
Hermione Granger: Pretend to break your leg.
Ron Weasley: Really break your leg.
Nicholas Flamel.
“I’ll give you, a million things I’ll never own. I’ll give you a world to conquer when you’re grown”
-Kim, Miss Saigon
Draco Malfoy: I want Fang.
Rubeus Hagrid: Alright, but I warn yeh, he’s a coward.
The Forbidden Forest.
“You all know that the Bible is made of Testaments old and new
You’ve told it’s only those two parts, or only one if you’re a Jew
But what If I told you there’s a fresh third part out there?”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“You know what, Harry? If he doesn’t stop trying to save your life he’s going to kill you.”
Ron on Dobby, The Duelling Club.
“Diplomecy is seduction in another guise, Mr. Adams. One improves with practise.”
-Benjamin Franklin, John Adams Miniseries
Gilderoy Lockhart: Let’s have a volunteer pair — Longbottom and Finch-Fletchley, how about you?
Severus Snape: A bad idea, Professor Lockhart. Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest spells. We’ll be sending what’s left of Finch-Fletchley up to the hospital wing in a matchbox.
The Duelling Club
“Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?”
Ron Weasley, The Polyjuice Potion
Sealy gave me an idea!
- Roald Dahl
“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, his hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Harry’s singing Valentine, The Very Secret Diary
“I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.”
-Nathan Hale
Harry Potter: But why’s she got to go to the library?
Ron Weasley: Because that’s what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.
Cornelius Fudge
“Great success!”
-Borat, Borat
“Non-magic people (more commonly known as Muggles) were particularly afraid of magic in medieval times, but not very good at recognizing it. On the rare occasion that they did catch a real witch or wizard, burning had no effect whatsoever. The witch or wizard would perform a basic Flame Freezing Charm and then pretend to shriek with pain while enjoying a gentle, tickling sensation. Indeed, Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than
forty seven times in various disguises.”
Owl Post.
Youll shoot your eye out kid!
-santa fron a Christmas story.
Minerva McGonagall: Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?
Harry Potter: Me.
Minerva McGonagall: I see. Then you should know, Potter, that Sibyll Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favorite way of greeting a new class.
Talons and Tea Leaves
Conker: “What are we gonna do about this guy over here?”
Franky: “Well, what do you want to do about him? I’ll do anything for you. You is my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!”
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day (N64)
<3 Awww!!
“Hey! You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.”
-Ethan, Due Date
“Bad news, Harry. I’ve just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me… you’d think I’d said something terrible?”
Oliver Wood, The Patronus.