“I hate this spooky Mormon Hell dream!”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
‘Gallopin’ Gorgons!’
Rebeus Hagrid.
“You see, that commands too much respect. This is the mall, not church.”
-Daffy Duck, The Looney Tunes Show
Hagrid: School houses. There’s four. Everyone says Hufflepuff are a lot o’ duffers, but –
Harry Potter: I bet I’m in Hufflepuff
Diagon Alley.
“I believe, that the Lord God created the Universe.
I believe, that he sent his only Son, to die for my sins.
And I believe, that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America!”
I am a Mormon,
And a Mormon just believes."
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon- The Musical
“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?”
Vernon Dursley, The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters
“HEY! There are Skittles in there!”
-Allen, The Hangover
You’re so clingy.
Myself at work today.
Death is delightful. Death is dawn, The waking from a weary night Of fevers unto truth and light.
James Russell Lowell
I’m the Miz… and I’m… AWESOME!
Miz, WWE
You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk- George Clooney
“I get to take care of the kids of my second favorite basketball player… be jealous.”
Me to my family after work today.
The smell of Pizza is god at first but after a double shift I want a burger-
Me after work.
“Let them eat Cake”
-Supposed quote by Queen Marie Antoinette
Fame makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers
Brad Pitt
“An attack on one of our sister colonies is an attack onto all of us”
-George Washington, John Adams Minseries
Everyone has been teasing me, `Well, you definitely have the prettiest car here
Kevin Harvick
You Can’t see me, John Cena
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
Mark Twain
“Anyone sitting there? Everywhere else is full.”
Ron Weasley, accidentally beginning a friendship.