“Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.”
- Perry White, Superman Returns
“Hey Mr. Winslow, I’m Steve Urkel!”
Steve Urkel, Family Matters.
“Come play with us Danny, forever and ever and ever.”
Ghost Twin Girls, The Shining
“It’s like being a house-elf…except without the job satisfaction.”
Ron Weasley, The Ghoul in Pyjamas
“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”
Joker, The Dark Knight
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too.”
Wicked Witch of the West, Wizard of Oz
“I syncrho summon… THe Majestic Star Dragon!”
Yusei, Yu-Gi-Oh
“The underworld will now be run lika a Business… and the Chairman of the Board will be … The Kingpin”
- Wilson Fisk (The Kingpin)
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #50.
“Best day ever!”
Rapunzel, Tangled.
“That was real dirty man, real dirty.”
My roommate after beating him in a video game.
“A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom’s mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding.”
Ron Weasley, The Will of Albus Dumbledore
“We’re not gonna take it–never did, and never will.”
- Tommy, The Who
“You can’t stop him, you can only hope to contain him.”
NBA 2k11
“Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?”
Victor Krum, The Wedding
“Smashing.”
Nigel Thornberry, The Wild Thornberry’s
“A Bat Credit Card?!”
Nostalgia Critic.
“Yes, they’re here,” said Hermione, and to Harry and Ron’s utter astonishment, she pulled out a pair of jeans, a sweatshirt, some maroon socks, and finally the silvery Invisibility Cloak.
“How the ruddy hell?”
“Undetectable Extension Charm,” said Hermione. “Tricky, but I think I’ve done it okay; anyway, I managed to fit everything we need in here.” She gave the fragile-looking bag a little shake and it echoed like a cargo hold as a number of heavy objects rolled around inside it. “Oh, damn, that’ll be the books,” she said, peering into it, “and I had them all stacked by subject…”
A Place to Hide
“Eureka! This year, Christmas will be - OURS!”
Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
“You’re a BULLY! With a huge butt and stinky breath!”
– General Klump, Donkey Kong Country the animated series, A Thin Line Between Love and Ape
why does that make me laugh so much
“Rapunzel, you know how I hate the mumbling!”
Mother Gothel, Tangled.