“Let’s pair two devils advocates together.”
My acting professor.
“I’m the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so you don’t have to”.
Nostalgia Critic
Isn’t it “Remember”?
“Thing about multiple choice tests, it barely proves if you know it or not, it doesn’t measure how you got the answers.”
My colleagues.
Dolores Umbridge: You are Mary Elizabeth Cattermole? Married to Reginald Cattermole of the Magical Maintenance Department?
Mrs. Cattermole: I don’t know where he is, he was supposed to meet me here!
Dolores Umbridge: Mother to Maisie, Ellie and Alfred Cattermole?
Mrs. Cattermole: They’re frightened, they think that I might not come home…
Yaxley: Spare us. The brats of Mudbloods do not stir our sympathies.
Dolores Umbridge: A wand was taken from you upon your arrival at the Ministry today, Mrs. Cattermole. Eight-and-three-quarter inches, cherry, unicorn-hair core. Do you recognize the description? Could you please tell us from which witch or wizard you took that wand?
Mrs. Cattermole: T-took? I didn’t t-take it from anybody. I b-bought it when I was eleven years old. It… it… it… chose me.
Dolores Umbridge: No, no, I don’t think so, Mrs. Cattermole. Wands only choose witches or wizards. You are not a witch.
The Muggle-born Registration Commission
“Skinner: [notices that Linguini is holding a ladle] The soup. Where is the soup? Out of my way. Move it, garbage boy! You are COOKING? HOW DARE YOU COOK in my kitchen! Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I’ll do it! I think the law is on my side! Larousse, draw and quarter this man - after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head!”
- Ratatouille
“If you try pleasing everypony, you’ll often end up pleasing nopony, including yourself.”
- Twilight Sparkle
“Do not lie to Lord Voldemort, Gregorovitch. He knows… He always knows.”
Tom Riddle, The Thief
“How did that feel Dad?”
“It felt like America’s Most Wanted.”
Charlie and Scott, The Santa Clause
“Professor Snape has more important things on his mind that the many eccentricities of Albus Dumbledore. Good-bye, Potter!”
Phineas Nigellus Black, The Goblin’s Revenge
Yeah, I think it is remember instead of remembered.
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Kendra and Ariana Dumbledore epitaph, Godric’s Hollow. It’s taken from the King James Bible, Matthew 6:21 and Luke 12:34.
“This, is Man vs Food.”
Adam Richman, Man vs Food
The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.
Lilly and James Potter epitaph, Godric’s Hollow. It’s also taken from the Bible, 1 Corinthians 15:26
“Get out you idiot! I’ll find her if I have to destroy all of Paris!”
Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame.
“its like *#^%ing christmas up in my bladder here”
- Dave Strider texting, Homestuck
“Nice costume, mister!”
A Muggle kid, mistaking Lord Voldermort with a Halloween disguise, Bathilda’s Secret
“Keep Yourself Alive, Take you all Your Time And Money, Honey You’ll Survive.”
Queen - Keep Yourself Alive
‘Here’s a copy of the book, hope you like it. You said everything, even if you don’t remember it.’
Rita Skeeter to Bathilda Bagshot, The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
“There is no way out! Just kidding, doors right over there”.
Buttercup, Toy Story 3.