Inspector Jacques Clouseau: At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
Simone Clouseau: It’s times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.
- The Pink Panther (1963)
DO I LOOK LIKE SOME WHITE GUY NAME WARD!
Uncle Phil, Fresh prince Of Bel Air
[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]
Clouseau: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly.
- The Return Of The Pink Panther (1975)
“Honey, I’m home!”
Steve Urkel, Full House
Your terminated ******.
Sarah Conner, The Terminator
Aang: “I have to ask you something.”
Katara: “What is it?”
Aang: “Will you go penguin sledding with me?!”
Avatar The Last Airbender Season 1 Episode 1
“Fellas listen! Everyone’s been laughing at me my whole life to. To become powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams, ain’t gonna make you feel better.”
Mater, Cars 2
“Amazing armor of justice in place, amazing armor of justice protect me now”
“Avast yee!! …Owww! Shiver me molars!”
– A pirate with a toothache. Captain Skurvy, to be precise. Donkey Kong Country the animated series, Legend of the Crystal Coconut
…he’s a crocodile. Crocodiles don’t even have molars. Just… fangs. Oh well. It was hilarious anyway.
Skurvy: hopping on one foot holding his hand against his jaw
Donkey Kong: “You know, you should really get that tooth checked out.”
Ron Weasley: Parked all right, then? I did. Hermione didn’t believe I could pass a Muggle driving test, did you? She thought I’d have to Confound the examiner.
Hermione Granger: No, I didn’t. I had complete faith in you.
Ron Weasley: As a matter of fact, I did Confund him. I only forgot to look in the wing mirror, and let’s face it, I can use a Supersensory Charm for that.
Epilogue
Nick Charles: You see, when it comes to words like that, an illiterate person…
Polly Byrnes: Whaddaya mean “illiterate”? My father and mother were married right here in the city hall!
Nick Charles: [Leans toward Nora] Having a good time, Mrs. Charles?
Nora Charles: It couldn’t be better.
- After The Thin Man (1936)
“Is the Pope Mobile Catholic?”
Mater, Cars 2
“You Take Away The Breath I Was Keeping For Sunrise.”
The Who - Sunrise
“Instead of saying Ka-Chao, he’s gonna go Ka-boom!”
Grem, Cars 2
“If you’re not in Gryffindor, we’ll disinherit you, but no pressure.”
Ron Weasley, Epilogue
“Check it out, I’m wearing Materhousen!”
Mater, Cars 2
[spoil]The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.[/spoil]
The last lines of the Harry Potter series.
I did it! I quoted every chapter of the novels!
“It may sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember most.”
- Russell, Up
“Sorry about your house, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“It’s just a house.”
- Russell and Carl, Up
“I don’t want to survive, I wanna live!”
- Captain B. McCrea, WALL-E
“I knew there was something I didn’t like about that chicken.”
Hamm, Toy Story 2
“If somebody’s in there, you better show yourself, or you’re going to get beamed.”
Josh, Are you Afraid of the Dark episode