" If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!"
Cartman, South Park
“Ka-Chow!”
Lightning McQueen, Cars
“Look at it go, Homer. This one’s gunna go for miles.”
Quentin, October Sky
“This is no lie, I speak to God all the time!
And he told me to head West!
So I’ll take my Part 3 from the hill by the tree,
feel free if you want to come along with me
to the promised land!”
“Promised land?”
“Paradise! On the West Coast. Nothing but fruit and fields
as far as the eye can see!”
-Joseph Smith and Townspeople, The Book of Mormon the Musical
“I have gas. Lots of gas.”
Flo, Cars
“Oh what the hell, come here Hilary.”
Bill Clintom, Family Guy
Elder Price: “Well, well if it isn’t super Mormon! Saving the souls of the Africans, creating more brain dead zombies.”
Elder Cunningham:“What has happened to you Elder Price?”
Elder Price: “I woke up”
Elder Cunningham: “Of course you woke up, you’ve drinken like 20 cups of coffee!”
-The Book of Mormon, The Musical
“I love Sell Out, I think it’s great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. It’s got humor, great songs, irony.”
— Roger Daltrey
“He knows my name! He knows my name!”
Fred, Cars
“They bring you down before you begin.”
Queen - Liar
“Fly away Stanley, be free!”
Fillmore, Cars
Elder Price: “Shhh! Stop saying that! Do you know what it means?”
Elder Cunningham: “No! What does it mean?”
Elder Price: “They’re saying FU to Heavenly Father!”
Elder Cunningham: "FU to Heavenly Father! Nooo! Holy Moly, I’ve said it like 15 times!
-Book of Mormon: The Musical
“Where’s my dinner?”
George Parker, Pleasantville
“It’s been a long time, but I’m coming back home now.”
The Beatles - Wait
“You hurt your what?”
Mater, Cars
“Whoa! He just stole that guy’s pizza!”
Dude on street, Spiderman 2
“Why don’t you come up and see me sometime?”
-Mae West
“I get the Corvette.” - Hamm, Toy Story 3
“Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll.”
- Keith Richards
“Hey Doug, Honk Honk!”
Skeeter, Doug