“Your friendly neighbourhood Web-Spinner.”
-Spider-Man
Nearly every issue of Amazing Spider-Man, Spectacular and so on.
“Is it true a cat always lands on it’s feet?”
Jill, Puss in Boots
“AFLAC!”
Aflac Duck, Aflac inc
“As soon as I’m away, I’ll trigger this remote, and blast the Coronet to bits!”
-Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Season 2 - Voyage Of Temptation
Giuseppe: I am a poor man, Mrs Revel.
Virginia Revel: As such you will doubtless find it easier to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, or so I have always heard.’
The Secret of Chimneys.
“Eh, I’ll get him later!”
Puss in Boots, Shrek Forever After
“Love of my life, you’ve hurt me. You’ve stolen my love and now you leave me.”
- Queen - Love Of My Life
“I’m melting! I’m melting!”
Donkey, Shrek 2
Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will… fate… destiny…
Flynn Rider: A horse.
- Tangled
“Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the compacity.”
Shrek, Shrek 2
“If I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me, and it still does that for me when I put something on. Isn’t it wonderful that we’ve got all that good medicine? I think it’s got to be all part of our DNA, this mass communication through music. That’s what it is. It’s got to be, hasn’t it? Music is the one thing that has been consistently there for me. It hasn’t let me down.”
- Jimmy Page
“Don’t you point those dirty, green sausages at me!”
Fairy Godmother, Shrek 2
“We didn’t all get into music for a job! We got into music to avoid a job, in truth - and get lots of girls.”
- Paul McCartney
“Like Tow-Mater, but without the Tow.”
Mater, Cars
“Great kid! Don’t get cocky!” - Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope
“People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it’s there.”
- Freddie Mercury
“Oh no, not for me, no sir.”
Kid in my dream
“I felt I was a much better drummer than he was.”
Ringo about Pete Best
- Ringo Starr
“Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube.”
Ronnie, Disturbia
Wow GREAT quotes! 
I especially liked these
“When you’re through with life and all hope is lost, hold out your hand, cause friends will be friends.”
- Queen