“This is for all you beautiful crazy people out there.”
- Freddie Mercury before playing Crazy Little Thing Called Love
“George Bush. Great President? or The Greatest President?”
-Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Remy: I’m sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father. I pretend to be a human through Linguini. I pretend you exist so I’ll have someone to talk to! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?!
Gustaeu: Oh ho ho, but you don’t, Remy. You never did.
Ratatouille
“I saw something that day. Something I’ll not forget.”
King Fergus, Brave
“Napkins. Oh, napkins are here. Come away from the fridge. If it falls it’ll crush you flat.”
Aunt Josephine, Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
“There was a king who ruled the land.
His majesty was in command.
With silver eyes, the scarlet eagle
showered silver on the people,
Oh Mother, tell me more.”
- Pink Floyd - Matilda Mother
Karen: Why are my mommy and daddy in jail?
Mysterion: Sometimes people do stupid things. Sometimes they don’t realize what should of come first, until it’s too late.
-South Park
" This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke."
Carl, Up
“Pay a man enough, and he’ll walk straight though the gates of Hell.”
$5 says nobody will guess what this if from without looking it up.
^Hm, even when I Google searched it, nothing seemed to come up! 
“It’s better to burn out than to fade away.”
- Kurt Cobain
Brad: [to Joe Gipp] Sir. Would you please take us to the next corner, and drop us off?
Joe Gipp: [chuckling] In this neighborhood? Hey, I wouldn’t even get out of the car in this neighborhood.
Brad: Could you drop us off at the nearest mall?
Joe Gipp: A mall? Where y’all think we’re at, Boise, Idaho? Shooo!
Brad and Joe, Adventures in Babysitting
“Is it me for a moment.”
- The Who - Quadrophenia
“Stop! Dad’s leg was cleaned off!”
Merida, Brave
“Park it yourself, Metallica breath!”
Mole, Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
“I’m making waffles!”
Donkey, Shrek
“Where have you been son? C’mon man.”
Keyshawn Johnson.
“Two by two we’re going door to door!
Because God loves Mormons, and he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ!
Of Latter Day Saints”
-Mormon Missionaries, Book of Mormon The Musical
“Hey yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.” - Boost, Cars
“Okkay, stop it with the Penn State jokes! You’re just taking old Catholic jokes and making them more topical.”
-Cartman, South Park
“My name’s Mater. Like Tow-Mater, but without the Tow!”
Mater, Cars