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“Sound of merry laughter skipping by.”

  • Queen - A Winter’s Tale

^Such a beautiful song…

“Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?”

  • Pink Floyd, Vera

“He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd.”

AVGN Theme guy, Angry Video Game Nerd

“Luigi, this new road makes your place look like a dump!”

Lizzie, Cars

“I’ll admit Klump is a lunkhead, but you, Krusha… you redefine the term…”

– King K. Rool, Donkey Kong Country (animated series), Speed

I’m sorry with all the DK quotes but they’re so funny…

"“Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm, a little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl hat! I found him! I found him, I found him!”
—Al, as he finds Woody

  • Toy Story 2

“I can’t die.”

Kenny, South Park

Ship’s Computer: Voice confirmation required.
Captain: Uhhh…
Ship’s Computer: [after the “uhh” echoes] Accepted.

  • WALL-E

“Remember Quasimodo, this is your sanctuary.”

Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too, and look what he accomplished!”

-Clyde, South Park

“If anybody asks, we were out smashing mail-boxes ok?”

Mater, Cars

“I don’t want everything to go back to the it was! You were right, Kyle. Sometimes the only way to go forward is to take a big left turn. I’ve been resisting it, but I’m ready now. I want you to stay at Cartman Burger, dude. You’re going to do this and I’m going to do my thing and… my mom and dad aren’t getting back together. But you know what? It’s okay. In fact it’s better. Where will Cartman Burger go from here? That’ll be cool to see! And it opens me up to a whole new adventure, exploring… new relationships with new people in town. Maybe this kid will be my new best friend. Or maybe this kid will.”

Stan, South Park

“Where ever there’s a hang up, you’ll find the Spider-Man.”

  • 1967 Spider-Man T.V Show Theme Song

“Wish I could speak whale.”

Dory, Finding Nemo

"People have this obsession. They want you to be like you were in 1969. They want you to, because otherwise their youth goes with you. It’s very selfish, but it’s understandable.”

  • Mick Jagger

“He tripped me, seriously.”

Blossom, The Powerpuff Girls

“Dynamite with a laser beam.”

  • Queen - Killer Queen

“No skills man.”

A guy I just beat

“I know this a bad time for this, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.”

Mater, Cars

“Chalie Brown you block head.”

Lucy, Peanuts