“Come lay down with me.”
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows
“Our hero came from nowhere, he wasn’t going anywhere, and he got kicked off somewhere”
-Title card, The High Sign
“But I like smelling like popcorn.”
Josh, Drake and Josh
“Get on your bikes and ride.”
- Queen - Bicycle Race
“Even my nut are frozen.”
“Be Care with that last line.”
Slippy and Slappy, Animaniacs
“Another time, another day
A brother’s way to leave
Another time, another day.”
- Pink Floyd - See Saw
“Look, we’re under the mistletoe. Well this is awkward.”
-Stephen Colbert, A Colbert Christmas
“Now. You’re looking at now Sir, everything that happens now is happening now.”
Sandurz, Spaceballs
“This is a story of a period between two World Wars- an interim in which Insanity cut loose, Liberty took a nose dive, and Humanity was kicked around some what”
-Introduction, The Great Dictator
“All four of those are on grass, whereas I have to play some on a hard court!”
- Roger Federer humorously explaining why it is more difficult for him to win all four grand slams in Tennis than it is for Tiger Woods to win in Golf
“Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!”
Lightning McQueen, Cars
“I Timed It Perfectly.”
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“Great king rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he.”
- Queen - Great King Rat
“How dare you do the littlerbox on me!”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
" Now Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!"
Wicked Witch of the West, Wizard of Oz
“Set the controls for the heart of the sun.”
- Pink Floyd
Jon Stewart: I just heard on the radio - the Jonas Brothers have fallen through the ice.
Stephen Colbert: [dramatically] And?
Jon Stewart: They will be missed.
-A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All
“I got shot in the buttock. They called it a million dollar wound, but I think they gave all that money to the army, 'cause I ain’t seen a nickel of it!”
Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
This is a funny but true quote from a comment on “So Long” YouTube video from the Toy Story 3 soundtrack. Warning: there are spoilers from the Harry Potter, Star Wars, and LOTR franchises. I actually feel like I’ve read it elsewhere, but perhaps not.
I watched Dobby, stabbed through the heart, die in Harry’s arms. I watched Frodo leave his friends for the undying lands. I watched Obi-Wan dissapear, defeated at the hands of his old student. But nothing, not even those epics, has made me cry like I did when I watched a young adult giving away his old playthings.
“Turn to page 394.”
Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Prisonor of Azkabam