“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS?! No Thank you!”
Joker, Batman: The Animated Series
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS?! No Thank you!”
Joker, Batman: The Animated Series
“Don’t I love you so.”
“Those monsters are really scary, huh? Especially with those sticks”
-Koda, Brother Bear
“No no! Anything but that!”
Scar, The Lion King
“Whether that West was won or lost in the end, that’s for you to decide for yourself”
-Spirit, Spirit
“I can no longer hide in the desert while they suffer… at your hands.”
Moses, Prince of Egypt
“Upon us all a little rain must fall, it’s just a little rain.”
“I like Donna. Is it wrong that I keep seeing her? Well you ask her husband…or took a random poll. Then yeah, it’s wrong.”
-Michael Scott, The Office
“Make yourself comfortable, I haven’t time to attend to it.”
Lizzie:You start talking to yourself people think your’e crazy.
Lightning Mcqueen:Thanks for the tip (!)
Lizzie: I wasn’t talking to you
Lizzie&lightning Mcqueen-Cars
“Tell your people from this day forward, their work load has been doubled, thanks to your God. Or is it thanks… to you?”
Ramses, Prince of Egypt
Mater: You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.
Lightning: What are you talking about?
Mater: I dunno.
“Let your heart guide you. It whispers so listen closely.”
Littlefoot’s mother, The Land Before Time
Mike: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I’ll give you… a ride… in the car.
Fungus: I’m sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I’m not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
“The woman, who’s crime was motherhood”
-Title Card, The Kid
“Yep, yep, yep.”
Ducky, The Land Before Time
“I have just met you and I love you!”
-Dug, Up
Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.
-The Great Dictator
“This is me. I think it’s apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. What’s my problem? First of all, I’m a rat. Which means, life is hard. Second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell.”
“I need a smoothie.”
Miriam, Hey Arnold