Mrs. Wade: I suppose you have a lot of men friends.
Madeleine De Sara: Oh, yes. I like men better than women. Women are never really nice to me. I can’t think why.
Mrs. Massington: Perhaps you are too nice to their husbands.
The Case of the Discontented Husband
Dexter’s Parrot: (in Dee Dee’s voice) “Dexter’s a cookie!”
Dexter: (angrily) “I am not a cookie!”
Dexter’s Parrot: “Dexter’s a cookie!”
Dexter: “Am not!”
Dexter’s Parrot: “Are too, cookie!”
Dexter’s Lab
“I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I’m doing.”
Dickon: The animals tell me all their secrets.
Mary: [pointing to the Robin] He wouldn’t tell you my secret, would he?
Dickon: About what, Miss Mary?
Mary: A garden. I’ve stolen a garden. But it may already be dead, I don’t know.
Dickon: I’ll know.
Mary: Promise you won’t tell anyone?
Dickon: Promise.
Mary: No one?
Dickon: Not a soul
The Secret Garden Movie
“Someone just drained the color from my wings.”
“And the sea isn’t green.
And I love the Queen.
And what exactly is a dream,
and what exactly is a joke?”
“Wow! This looks pretty heavy! You won’t be able to lift it with just your bare hands.”
Link’s Awakening
“All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.”
“What the hell? Who brought the emo girl?”
Nostalgia Critic
“I want to tell you a story
'Bout a little man if I can.
A gnome named Grimble Gromble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes,
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.”
You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we’re just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.
-Trey Parker
“See Emily play.”
Helen: E? This is Helen.
Edna: Helen who?
Helen: Helen Parr. You know…Elastigirl
Edna:[size=150]DAHLING! [/size]
Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.
“We do not eat ze popcorn. We cope with it.”
-Phillippe Pea, a bonus feature on the Jonah: A VeggeTales Movie DVD
“When that fat old sun in the sky is falling.”
^Weird, I’ve had that song in my head all day! 
“There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven.”
“I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.
If you believe, the Lord will reveal it.
And you’ll know it’s all true. You’ll just feel it.
You’ll be a Mormon
And, by gosh!
A Mormon just believes”
-Elder Price, Book of Mormon the Musical
“It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about.”
“Can Hyrule’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?”
Navi, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time