Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh… professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it’s a… growth industry.
Grosse Point Blank
“Albion will remain, sleeping now to rise again.”
- Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand
Sweet, I watched that movie yesterday while babysitting.
“Go, and never darken my towels again”
-Groucho Marx
“Another one bites the dust.”
- Queen
“I hope you don’t mind waiting while I remove these wet things and slip into a dry martini”
-Bugs Bunny, Slick Hare
“She looked about twenty‐seven and seemed to be as efficient as she was decorative.”
Regarding Miss Thora Grey, The ABC Murders.
What awaits everyone in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest and ten thousand dollars cash.
-Eric Cartman, South Park
“Here we stand or here we fall, history won’t care at all.”
- Queen
Poirot: And wears very lovely clothes. That crêpemarocain and the silver fox collar—dernier cri.
Hastings: You’re a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.
Poirot: You should join a nudist colony.
The ABC Murders
“I’m not thirsty, I’m hungry. For a big plate of water!”
Eugene Meltsner, The Star (Adventures in Odyssey)
Debi: You’re a psychopath.
Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It’s a job. That didn’t come out right.
Grosse Pointe Blank
“Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he’ll never go away.”
-Cartman, South Park
Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir?
Marty: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.
Waitress: Well, that’s not technically an omelette.
Marty: Look, I don’t want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
Grosse Pointe Blank.
“Walking side by side with death, the devil mocks their every step. The snow drives back the foot that’s slow. The dogs of doom are howling more.”
- Led Zeppelin - No Quarter
Dr. Oatman: Don’t kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like.
Martin Blank: Alright, I’ll give it a shot.
Dr. Oatman: No, don’t give it a shot! Don’t shoot anything!
Grosse Pointe Blank.
“Daycare is a place for washup old toys who have no owners.”
Woody, Toy Story 3
Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because…
Bile: Uh… it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: [Storming in] It could let in a child.
- Monsters Inc.
“If Mrs. Christie ever deserts fiction for crime, she will be very dangerous: no one but Poirot will catch her.”
Times Literary Supplement, January 11, 1936
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what’s going on in their kids’ lives, this world would be a much better place
-Stan Marsh, South Park
“Excuse me. I’m trying to stay in character.”
Mr. Pricklepants, Toy Story 3