Skinner: Toasting your success, eh, Linguini? Good for you.
Linguini: Oh, I just took it to be polite. I don’t really drink, you know.
Skinner: Of course you don’t. I wouldn’t either if I was drinking that. But you would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Château Latour, and you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy!
“What kind of cut rate production is this?”
Mack, Cars
“Can anybody find me somebody to love.”
“From Pride Rock, to the pit of shame. We’re so low on the food chain, we’re underground.”
-Timon, Lion King 1 1/2
“You’ve got a big mouth, Sykes! I think I’ll shut it!”
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
-Bette Davis
“Now I’m here, Now I’m there. Think I’ll stay around, around, around, around, around, around.”
Have you heard of the All American Prophet?
He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ!
We’re following him to paradise
We call ourselves Mormon!
And our new religion is All American.
-The Book of Mormon The Musical
“Is there a sane man anywhere, anywhere?
Got giraffes in my hair, and I don’t care, no, I don’t care.”
“That cat’s something I can’t explain.”
“Being a parent is freakin’ death defying!”
Link on an episode of the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning
“This is a job for Superman.”
Stephen Colbert: George W. Bush. Great President? Or The Greatest President?
Interviewee: Neither. He’s horrible.
Stephen Colbert: … I’ll put you down for for great, because you obviously don’t think he’s the greatest.
-The Colbert Report
“Great snakes!”
Tin Tin The Adventures of Tin Tin
“Oh God, why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her…”
Paul Kemp, The Rum Diary
“Heartbreaker, can’t take your evil away.”
“You should be dancing yeah”
- The Bee Gees
“All we hear is radio gaga, radio go go.”
“Guido believes you now.”
Luigi, Cars 2
Ship’s Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution…
WALL.E: Oh, EVA.
[points at screen with them on it, EVE fires a laser blast at the screen, destroying it]
WALL.E: Ohh…
[folds up inside himself]