Elmer Fudd: “Humphrey Bogart would just love to have you for dinner!”
Bugs Bunny: “Yeah? How neighborly of him. Just tell Bogey if he needs me, just whistle!”
-Looney Tunes
“If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak.”
King George, The King’s Speech
“I wanna go home, take off this uniform.”
- Pink Floyd - The Wall
“That’s a lot of heel for a guy, don’t you think?”
Kitty Softpaws, Puss in Boots
Dory: “Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you wanna know what you gotta do?”
Marlin: “No, I don’t wanna know what you a gotta do.”
Dory [singing]: “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…”
Finding Nemo
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it–always.
-Gandhi
“Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen and everybody else. As you know that was from an album way back, from… I hope you remember the album Queen II, do you remember it? Nice. I think we shall be doing some more from that. It’s also recently introduced on the new EP, for those of you who don’t know (which also included Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, Tenement Funster, and Death On Two Legs). Ok, enough of that. Right now, we’d like to do something from the new A Day At The Races album. And this… I must tell you about this, listen. The song is called Somebody To Love, and we require your cooperation. As you know that on the record there are a lot of voices and everything, and there’s only four of us on the stage tonight. We’d like you to join in the choruses, don’t be shy.”
- Freddie Mercury
^Ooh, I remember that performance! And then no one joined in. 
I would’ve, gladly!
That was from Earls Court 1977 I believe, I would’ve joined in too^^. I like alot of the on-stage banter from that show.
“It’s time to get back in bed and sleep. I don’t feel like doing anything today.”
Me
“Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!”
- Woody, Toy Story
“I’m really hating this Jim guy.” - Creed, The Office
“Hey, hey, hey hey, it was the D.N.A made me this way.”
- Queen
“Much safer in the front. What an idiot!”
Woody, Toy Story
Mother: Pay more attention to your schoolwork and less to the radio!
Son: You always listen to the radio.
Mother: It’s different. Our lives are ruined already.
Radio Days
“Don’t jump in expectin’ fun
Don’t swagger in there with your elephant gun
Don’t enter the cage with wavin chairs
Cos I’ll tell you something for nothing
There ain’t no bears in there (cache cache)
Not a single bear in there (cache cache).”
- The Who - Cache Cache
Mother: I think you have these qualities that you demand and when you meet a nice man you disqualify him for the smallest fault.
Bea: That’s not true.
Mother: So, what was wrong with Nat Bernstein?
Bea: He wore white socks with a tuxedo!
Radio Days
Connie: “Eugene, do you remember that time when I was like, sixteen, and you said I had lackluster mental discernment?”
Eugene: “Yes.”
Connie: “I realize now that you were just saying you loved me.”
Eugene: “You hit the nail on the proverbial head dear.”
I Slap Floor (Adventures in Odyssey)
“Who is Pearl Harbor?”
Sally, Radio Days.
“Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings,
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!”
- Pink Floyd - The Trial