Pretty long, but pretty awesome, I have it copy and pasted on my profile:
•Kent M. Keith, “The Paradoxical Commandments”:
[i]People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Be good anyway.
Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs, but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
People need help, but may attack you if you do help them. Help them anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and you’ll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.[/i]
^ Nice one!
“It’s alive! It’s alive!”
Dr. Frankenstein.
mentalguru : Nice selection of quotes you have there!
"Well the egg is on your face, because I have no riches, I’m completely broke!
-Naveen, The Princess and the Frog.
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry.
f you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh <3 <3
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”
Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding, Animal Crackers.
“Well Max, we did our worst. And that’s all that matters. At least we scared the bejeebles ouf that little girl. She’ll be scared for life if we’re lucky”
-How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
My mom quotes Winnie The Pooh alot, that one reminds me of her.
“I wish Math would just get a therapist already.”
My friend Micayla, while working on a difficult math problem.
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own.
“It’s levio-sa, not levio-saw”
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
Gordon Gekko, Wall Street.
‘hard work always, always pays off’.
My history teacher in Year 11 I believe, of all people lol.
“My nerdy senses are tingling!”
My friend SIobhan, while I was discussing Harry Potter with someone else.
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
Oliver, Sons of the Desert.
Leirin
December 5, 2010, 3:49am
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Marlin: “How do you know we’re gonna make it?”
Dory: “…I don’t!”
-Finding Nemo
“I can’t do nothing right!”
-George Lopez.
“What a dump.”
Rosa Moline, Beyond the Forest.
Hades: So is this an audience or a mosaic?
-Hercules.
My second favorite Disney villain.