“Listen, please! It’s the most beautiful thing ever!”
-Horton, Horton Hears a Who!
Miss Piggy: Hold it right there,Sausage snout!
Kermit: Piggy?
Miss Poogy: Look what the cat dragged in. Sorry Miss Piggy,but you’ve been replaced…Permanently!
Miss Piggy: Oh yeah?
Miss Poogy: Yeah!
Miss Piggy: I don’t think so…Sister(?)
Miss Poogy: Who you calling sister…Sister?
Miss Piggy: Oh look,an omlette station!
Miss Poogy: Oh where?
Miss Piggy:HIYAH! … There is only one Miss Piggy,and she is Moi!
The Muppets
"Mr. Moonlight.
You came to me one summernight
And from your beam you made my dream,
And from the world you sent my girl
And from above you sent us love,
And now she’s mine.
I think you’re fine
'cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight."
- Written by Roy Lee Johnson, Covered By The Beatles
Nice! And an different choice! A lot of people dont like the Beatles version, but I think its alright 
“What a fine day for science!” -Dexter, Dexter’s Lab
“Dont forget about my quiet intensity” -Bloo, Fosters
“The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath.”
- Led Zeppelin
I think the Beatles version is pretty good.
“Robert Johnson died at 19, killed by one of his girlfriends, we might be killed by one of our girlfriends one day.”
- Robert Plant (on Led Zeppelin’s concert at Earl’s Court, London, May 25th 1975)
“Butts just turn into cupcakes, alright?!”
—Barack Obama
“Men,” said Mrs Samuelson, rearranging her handsome diamond bracelet and turning her rings on her fingers, “think of nothing but money.”
The Nemean Lion.
“Action this day, Action this night. You’ve got the power. Oh you’ve got the power to learn, to live, you can’t say it ain’t right.”
- Queen - Action This Day
“There is a golden rule in life, Georges, never do anything yourself that others can do for you.”
Hercule Poirot, The Apples of Hesperides
“Been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true. Wanted a woman never bargained for you. Lots of people talking, few of them know soul of a woman was created below.”
- Led Zeppelin - Dazed And Confused
Taken at the Flood.
General “Buck” Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52’s of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General “Buck” Turgidson: That’s right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it’s beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
‘If he’s so smart,how come he’s dead ?’
Homer Simpson
‘Dancer’, Lichee Club Owner: Have you ever been thrown out of a place, Mr. Charles?
Nick Charles: Let’s see. How many was it up to yesterday, Mrs. Charles?
Nora Charles: Well, uh, how many places were you in, Mr. Charles?
- After The Thin Man
“What a wonderful dispensation it is of Nature’s, that every man, however superficially unattractive, should be some woman’s choice.”
Hercule Poirot, Mrs. McGinty’s Dead
"I can communicate far better on a guitar than I can through my mouth.”
- Jimmy Page
“Animation IS NOT a genre. It’s an art form and medium.”
Brad Bird
Boo. You left out my favorite part of the quote 
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