Tour guide Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
-Toy Story 2
Have you seen Medicine Man, Spirit? It’s a really good movie. I mean quality-wise too, even beyond my liking of it. 
^ No, I still haven’t seen it.
“Toga! Toga!”
John “Bluto” Blutarsky , National Lampoon’s Animal House.
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it’s like… even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive, because that’s how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
-Toy Story 2 
I love Jessie. 
That part always makes me cry.
“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.”
Count Dracula, Dracula.
“When you discrimante all you leave is space to hate, and when you hate you’re bound to get irrate”
-Black Eyed Peas
“Sawyer, you’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a star!”
Julian Marsh, 42nd Street.
“When a woman asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!!!”
-Peter Venckman, Ghost Busters
“Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!”
Ethel Thayer, On Golden Pond.
“I’d love to have a baby, yes. But I’d rather have another cat.”
“There are times when I wake up and think, ‘My gosh! I wish I wasn’t Freddie Mercury today.”
“The harder you hit a nail on the head, the deeper it goes into the wood.”
“Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for The Gipper.”
Knute Rockne, Knute Rockne, All American.
“We lost the battle, now let’s hope we don’t lose the war.”
~ Geno, Super Mario RPG
“One thing I’ve noticed is that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”
-Ronald Raegan <3
“Who’s on First?”
Dexter, The Naughty Nineties.
^ Lol, is that meant to be a sexual question in context?
John to Paul: “You’re all…pizza and fairytales!!”
It’s the death anniversary of Lennon. I felt posting a quote from him. It always cracks me up, though I do wish they remained on better terms. 
^ Not really. It’s an Abbott and Costello comedy routine.
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
Carl Spackler, Caddyshack.
“My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”
-God, Footprints, author unknown.
“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!”
Mame Dennis, Auntie Mame.
“It’s not a boulder sob It’s a rock!”
-Spongebob Squarepants
“God bless us, every one!”
-Tiny Tim, A Christmas Carol