“Chancho, when you are a man… sometimes you wear stretchy pants… in your room. Is for fun.”
[size=75]Pffff and for whatever reason I die of laughter at “Get that corn outta my face!!!”… Every. Single. Time. xDD[/size]
little chef
RICK BLAINE:
Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems
of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
CASABLANCA
The fear of getting stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia. I wrote that joke when I was eight, and it still holds up.
Conan O’Brien
And E-J-E, yes! Another Boosh fan!
EVELYN MULWRAY:
She’s my sister! She’s my daughter!
CHINATOWN
Were vikings it’s an occupational hazard- Hiccup the viking
CHER HORWITZ:
As if!
CLUELESS
“I’m ready!”
-Spongebob Squarepants
SHUG:
I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don’t notice it.
THE COLOR PURPLE
“Wow Squidward, maybe Santa Claus will send me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said”
-Spongebob
MICHAEL VRONSKY:
This is this.
THE DEER HUNTER
“Being a government protected bear has it’s drawbacks. Like the ranger for example”
-Yogi Bear
JOHN McCLANE:
Yippie-ki-yay, mother******!
DIE HARD
“Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Firebending Masters (#3.13)” (2008)
[i]Aang: [as the chief is handing Aang some fire] I’m sorry. I’m just a little nervous.
[Holding the fire]
Aang: It’s like a little heartbeat.
Sun Warrior Chief: Fire is life, not just destruction. [/i]
–
[i]Aang: What if they judge us and attack us?
Prince Zuko: Well, we’re the Fire Prince and the Avatar. I think we could take these guys in a fight whoever they are.
[Loudly]
Prince Zuko: Bring them out!
…dragons come out…
Prince Zuko: [as the dragons are flying around them] These are the masters.
Aang: You still think we can take them?
Prince Zuko: [Quietly to Aang] Shh. I never said that! [/i]
PHYLLIS:
There’s a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour.
WALTER:
How fast was I going, officer?
PHYLLIS:
I’d say around 90.
WALTER:
Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
PHYLLIS:
Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
WALTER:
Suppose it doesn’t take.
PHYLLIS:
Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
WALTER:
Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
PHYLLIS:
Suppose you try putting it on my husband’s shoulder.
WALTER:
That tears it…
DOUBLE INDEMNITY
“Jesus accepted everyone, why can’t you?”
likes this quote
“I’m sick and tired of the mess you made,
You’re never gonna catch me cry.
You must be blind if you can’t see,
You’ll miss me till the day you die.”
I know I’ve posted this here before. Or somewhere. Whatever. I’m having a hard time and this song reminds me of someone in particular. -___-
little chef
“Smile, you son of a b****!”
Cookie man say “no”!
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
Buddy the Elf