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JEFFERSON SMITH:
You think I’m licked. You all think I’m licked. Well, I’m not licked. And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON

“Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you’d been carried off!”

“Wha… who, me? Naw, come on, I’m waaaay too muscular for their taste. They wouldn’t know what to do with… gestures to his small frame all… this.”

“Well, they need toothpicks, don’t they?”

~ Gobber and Hiccup, HtTYD.

little chef

REV. HARRY POWELL:
Would you like me to tell you the little story of right hand, left hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E. It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E. You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man – the right hand, friends, the hand of love.

THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER

I find that disrespectful to all left-handers!!! :smiley:

Oh yes, some more, from me! (i’m a preacher!)

“I was the only family he had left, but more importantly, HE was the only family I had left.” - excerpt from my novel.

“If we have not lost everything in war, than we have won nothing in politics.” - excerpt from my novel, and a quote.

“You wish me to be who I am not, but I just wish you let me be just who I am.”

^ Well, he was a disrespectful character. That’s not me. I love left handed people. My best friend is left handed and you can ask her.

GEN. GEORGE PATTON:
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

PATTON

I’m left handed! (but I’m trying to become ambidextrous in tennis)

PEE-WEE HERMAN:
I know you are, but what am I?

PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE[/i]

^Yay I love Pee-Wee!

“HALT! HALT! HALT! This man could never play Adolf Hitler! The Fuhrer wasn’t a mousy little mama’s boy! The Fuhrer was BUTCH”

-The Producers

MIKE CONNOR:
You’re lit from within, Tracy. You’ve got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

by the way of peewee herman:

“I don’t make monkeys, I train them!”

WOODY:
Can you hear me?! Is everyone okay?!!
MR. POTATO HEAD:
Of course not, you imbecile! We’re doomed!

Love Don Rickles delivery on that quote!

John F. Kennedy:

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”

CHIEF INSP. JACQUES CLOUSEAU:
Does your dog bite?

THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN

“Hi Ryan. This is Michael Jackson. Calling from Wonderland.”
-Michael Scott’s horrible MJ impression, The Office

THE BLUE FAIRY:
A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as clear as the nose on your face.

PINOCCHIO

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
-Edward Abbey

INIGO MONTOYA:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

THE PRINCESS BRIDE

“Inconcievable!”
-The Princess Bride

Haha, that cracked me up!

“If I had listened earlier, I wouldn’t be in this mess. But that’s just the trouble with me.”

  • Alice, Alice in Wonderland

NORMAN BATES:
We all go a little mad sometimes.

PSYCHO