“Go down this path, and…squish like grape.”
- Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid
“Ah… Ah… Ah-choo!”
Snot Rod, Cars.
“Do the good guys always have to win? Especially, is the good guy REALLY the good guy, in all this peril?” - Lance
“If so powerful you are, why leave?”
Yoda, to Darth Sidious
Heehee, I like The Incredibles, it’s just not my favorite!
My dad: What movie are you watching
My friend: Bite me!
-You had to be there to get it! My friend was talking to herself, and didn’t hear my dad’s question! 
“You’re far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don’t worry. We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.”
Wilhuff Tarkin, speaking to Leia Organa mere seconds before the destruction of Alderaan
“French the llama is something John is trying to make into a thing in which people would say: ‘French the llama that whale is big!’ But it’s not going to work.”
-Hank Green
“I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
to sing to
sweet things to
a gay little love melody”
-Princess Aurora, Sleeping Beauty
Demona: “You served the human. Now you can serve me.”
Puck: “Serving humans is fun. They have a sense of humor. You have none.”
Demona: “Perhaps not, Puck, but I have you.”
David Xanatos: “So, now you know my weakness.”
Goliath: “Only you would regard love as a weakness.”
-Disney, Gargoyles.
Luke: “I don’t believe it.”
Yoda: “That is why you fail.”
The Empire Strikes Back
“I’d rather keep my ear clear!”
-Charlie, Charlie the Unicorn 2
“Had I known what events would follow, I would’ve locked away everything: Paint, brush and thinner.”
-Yen Sid, Epic Mickey
^ I’m in love with that game right now <3
Put a banana in your earrrr… I love Charlie the Unicorn 
“All at once, everything looks different, now that I see you.”
~from Tangled (which I keep wanting to call Rapunzel)
Haha, I was listening to that song at the time, so I just had to put that quote there! And I loves Tangled/Rapunzel!
“But he’s a bad horse!”
-Flynn Rider, Tangled
«What? What do you want? Wait! You’re a Jedi! Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!»
Watto, Attack of the Clones.
So am I. 
I’m on the Jolly Roger right now. 
“Holden Caulfield was the original emo kid.”
-Ray William Johnson
“…”
Red, Cars (He’s too shy for words).
Doug: Sorry. We promised our dad we wouldn’t stop drinking beer while he was on his trip to the Holy Land
Woman: You lying hoser, your dad went Florida
Bob: Well, never the less, we’re not giving up beer, eh?
-Animated Adventures of Bob & Doug
“Mine! Mine! Mine! MINE!!!”
Yoda, fighting with R2-D2 over a glowlamp
Po: “Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because everytime you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled; it hurt, but it could never hurt more than everyday of my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone can change me, can make me not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!”
-Kungfu Panda