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#141

Captain Hammer: It’s curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

Dr. Horrible: It’s not about making money, it’s about taking money. Destroying the status quo, because the status is…not…quo.

Penny: He’s a really good looking guy, and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first…
Billy: [under his breath] Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There’s something totally different underneath than what’s on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there’s a third, even deeper level, and that one’s the same as the top, surface one.
Penny: …Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

#142

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:

Roxy: I’d like to postpone, darlin’, but I’m afraid I just cashed my last raincheck.

Scott: What is that from?

Roxy: MY BRAIN!!

Across The Universe:

Sadie: Where’d she come from?

Jude: She came in through the bathroom window.

#143

rock-itpop: Scott Pilgrim :smiley:

Envy: “You are incorrigible.”
Todd: “I don’t know the meaning of the word.”
“HE REALLY DOESN’T.”

#144

:laughing:

Another one from Across The Universe
Max: And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a d**n x-ray.

#145

Janine Marks, a 12 year-old, was fairly normal. Janine spent a lot of time online. She felt more comfortable there.

One day she met a new friend. They liked the same bands. They worried about the same subjects in school. They promised to keep each other’s secrets.

They decided to meet at the mall. janine showed up. So did her new friend.

Only her friend wasn’t a Junior High.

He was a 1500 pound, rabid grizzly bear.

1 in 5 children online gets eaten by rabid bears. And you didn’t even know bears could type.

#146

Evil, I love that quote!!

#147

On the Internet, no one knows you’re a bear. :slight_smile:

“They pretend they’re going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat to fend for herself! They leave her, wondering what she did wrong.”

[size=92]- Mittens, Bolt[/size]

#148

thedriveintheater: I still need to see the whole movie of that!

In honor of my new banner

Mouse: I can get Speedy Gonzales. He a friend of my seester.
Jose: Speedy Gonzales, friend of everybody’s seester.

#149

Aw… hope I didn’t give away too much, eje! You should really check it out!

“Pitstoppo?”

[size=92]- Guido, Cars[/size]

#150

Great quote! I love that movie, the conflict between Mittens and Bolt was intriguing.

Coraline: “How can you walk away from something, and still come back to it?”
Cat: “Walk around the world.”
Coraline: “Small world.”

“I am aware of the fact that you are going to avoid this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the [spoil]ASS[/spoil]!” :laughing: Hooper, Jaws

#151

Mr. Deeds:
Deeds: How you doin’, pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

#152

thedriveintheater: Ha, no, I saw that scene in a few videos on youtube anyway!

'Shhh! If we’re very, very quiet, maybe the fire won’t find us"
-A kid in my class during a fire drill my Freshman year.

#153

“I’m not in love with him, I’m just a creepy fangirl for him.”
-Me, defending myself when my friends were making fun of me for being obsessed with Micheal Cera.

“Hey, Fatface.”
-My older sister to my cat.

#154

“You can fly!
Try pointing your arms straight ahead; like Superman!”
-Hogarth, The Iron Giant

#155

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
-John Lennon

I don’t work at being ordinary.
-Paul McCartney

#156

“I can’t get enough, I’m not satisfied, I’ve wasted my time with this daily grind, in single file line, is this real life, I’ve been telling myself sometimes, what matters is on the inside.”

Motown Never Sounded So Good - Less Than Jake

#157

“Who are you? What’s you’re name? Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I’m gonna find her. I’m gonna hurt her. I’m gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And then I’m gonna find you,and kill you right in front of her.”

[size=92]- Owen Davian, Mission: Impossible 3[/size]

The most chilling lines from Philip Seymour Hoffman’s ruthless antagonist. I can’t wait for Brad Bird to direct the sequel!

#158

" That’s for luck…And it’ll never happen again." -Scott Pilgrim

#159

“Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”

Gold Hat, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

#160

I love that movie SoA! :smiley: