The person above me likes the film Mars Attack!
the person above me talked about something today.
Yeah… The person above me breathed today.
Oops! you got ahead of me!
The person above me posts faster than i do.
And breathed? breathed what?
Nothing, the person above me was just breathing.
The person above me has a cockroach on her avatar.
The person above me misses some of the older members.
I’m so glad the person above me is still on the forums.
Most of the people above me has a picture or two for a signature. That would be very hard to draw if it were a letter and not an e mail.
The person above me is a bit of a newbie. Hi, I’m Eve 
The person above me has noticed i’m new.
Hello_
namelist: S330 #3
model number: SI2868
robot type: service robot
directive protocol: undisclosed as well as fractured.
Operating system: Macintosh
with that information on that robot, the person above me should get an avatar of Auto and a signature regarding binary.
The person above me has made a statement I agree with
To the person above me: I will get a avatar but it will take me a while (i’ve been doing most of this from my iPod).
The person above me must have a cool iPod, mines a battered old thing 
The person above me probably envies the fact I have a newer iPod (not to brag but I do have a newer iPod. But I only did it because I couldn’t think of anything else I wanted for my birthday [besides more instruments for my music making software]).
The person above me is a new member
The person above me is not a new member.
The person above me is British.