T-PAM recognizes font very well
The person above me has about 32 eggs in her sig.
T-PAM far too often counts the items in my signature
The person above me’s Kanga is carrying way too many eggs to handle in her pouch.
T-PAM’s mice are dead
The person above me is probably excited about the new Whinnie the Pooh.
T-PAM enjoys making graphics
The person above me was creative yesterday.
T-PAM wants to make films
The person above me is not technically right. Technically, I make films. But I get what she means.
Sorry 
T-PAM enjoys making films
The person above me has posted over 9000 times.
The person above me has Ralph Fiennes on his signature.
the person above me is in a pessimistic mood nowadays.
The person above me doesn’t like walking around for too long.
The person above me wished me a happy birthday.
The person above me sees Pocahonta’s resemblance to Voldemort.
The person above me is stuck in a world where only 3 colors exist: Red, Black and White.
To the person above me: Actually there are some other colors, like yellow.
The color that stands out in Spirit of Adventure’s siggy to me is Red.