The persons above me likes to spice things up by frequently changing profile paraphernalia.
I once used an avatar very similar to the one the person above me has.
The person above me frequently changes their avatar and siggie.
The person above me doesn’t play this game as much as me.
The person above me currently has three of the same number in their post count: 888 (in 3888).
The person above me has some kind of penguins in her signature.
The person above me has a NASA signature
The person above me loves the Portal series.
The person above me Is very correct.
The person above me has a crush on one of his renders.
The person above me is …unfortunately…correct. 
(yes I find my female character in my sig cute looking. This does not mean I’d want to date her [of all the creepy things…])
The person above me is a composer.
The person above me didn’t get on at the same time this mourning.
The person above me went to the remains of a castle before!
The person above me reffered to the person above him/her
The person above me is a garbage boy.
The person above me is a friend of mine.
Hmph!!!
The person above me has pointed out my status.
The other person above me stole my post.
The person above me is currently online.
The person above me is a patriot American.