As of this posting moment TPAM is online, alive and well.
The Person Above Me is a Superhero.
Pixarmilan is correct.
The person above me feels nostalgia for the old forums.
T-PAM has a dark green name
The person above me as the Super Hero rank.
T-PAM will surely get it too 
To the person above me: Probably not for quite some time.
But T-PAM will still reach it 
The person above me is gonna crossdress.
T-PAM likely finds that disturbing
The person above me feels followed.
T-PAM might find me paranoid
To the person above me: Actually, I’m paranoid myself.
Than T-PAM and I can relate
To the person above me: Yeah, I suppose I do.
T-PAM and I had a very brief chat earlier
The person above me has smeller sigs then me.
T-PAM’s are also better
I’ve been bothering the person above me.