The person above me has a Francesco signature.
The person above me quoted Queen.
The person above me works at McDonald’s.
The person above me is on the same team as me 
The person above me would be correct.
The person above me has the Puss in Boots score.
To the person above me: I don’t have the CD but I found some of it on YT.
The person above me hasn’t watched the film.
The person above me has been quoting Friends.
The person above me dislikes spammers.
The person above me probably thinks that they can be irritating.
The person above me is right.
The person above me is feeling proud… about something.
The person above me used ellipsis on his post.
The person above me has a Blade style avatar.
The person above me has had two avatars.
The person above me has two signatures.
The person above me got into an argument with a spammer yesterday.
To the person above me: Actually, we never got to talk. I referred to the incident as a “fight” because he was constantly posting while I tried to erase all his posts 
^Oh, okay, well that’s even funnier.