Wall-E steals the pudding and gives it to me for Christmas.
I gatecrash your Christmas party and grabs the pudding and eats it. YUM! 
I steal it out of your digestive tract by surgicl means, and burn it b/c it’s already been used and I’m not eating it.
Picking up the chard bits and pieces of pudding left scattered, I reassemble the entire mess and declare myself king of pudding!
and then I fly by with the aid of balloons. I proceed to steal the pudding!
I shoot your balloons with a gun and take your pudding when you reach the ground. 
I get my jet pack ducks to steal pudding before u get it and head to Canada.
You have to go to the bathroom and decide to temporarily give the pudding to Brett Favre for safe keeping. Of course, he fumbles the pudding and I pick it up, running away with it.
(Favre now holds the record for most fumbles.)
I stick out my leg and you trip, sending the pudding flying through the air. I catch it, then eat it. No more pudding! All gone! 
:-p
Well I make more pudding and put it in a safe!
you just ate charred pudding! Ew!
I blow up the safe and get away with the pudding.
Ew!! spits pudding back out Here let me trade puddings… so in your sleep i break into your house and replace the fresh pudding with my mushed charred one (sorry PPT)
I catch Ami with pudding and steal it. I take the pudding underwater!
Via scientific means, I uncharr the pudding and make it new again! we have 2 puddings in play now.
Yay 2 puddings! :-p
Well I just so happen to be in a submarine and get a mechanical hand to swipe one pudding from Bradandez. Then I come up to the surface and sneak up behind PPT, and scare him so much he drops the other pudding so I pick it up and swim away with them.
But you crash into a rock and I send my pet turtle to fetch the pudding for me. I then hide in a laundry hamper.
I have evil sock monsters hidden in the laundry hamper that squeeze the pudding out of your hands and into mine!
I attack your sock monsters with my shoes and hook the pudding up with my fishing line. Then i throw a rock at them and get away on Bullseye.
I distract Bullseye with Cheetos and steal the pudding!
I make an epic comeback and use Woody’s lasso and whip the pudding and Cheetos outta your hands. Mwhahaha!