Sorry to ruin your lives, but it’s real.
Oh my god, why?
But on that picture, the straw is in a different place, thankfully.
Yeah, but it can be rotated any which way you want.
Geez, I wonder if that’s made of a "terillium carbonic alloy " ROFL! -Omar
Oh my god! EPIC fail!
That’s what I thought. 
Scandalous
Wow. That would be sooo awkward to drink out of.
Especially for me at my school. People just toss as many dirty jokes as they can…
LOL I see they strategically adjusted the position of the straw though 
“I mean REEAALLY!!” XD
Do you think anyone’s bought that for their kid.
Sadly, yes. 
Imagine what thw waiter or waitress says. " Will that be leminade or milk? You can also turn the straw to the back. Oh yeah were having a special on chocolate milk and Mountain Dew."