[size=92]I’m a total dork with way too much time on my hands, so I’ve put all the posts together to
see how the story goes so far.
Mike Wazowski went to sleep in Andy’s toy box and snored loudly so that
Andy got a stick and threw it out of the front bedroom window. When his mom saw it fly into Sid’s house she went
ballistic and grounded Andy for three YEARS. After that he went to get a bottle of wine for his Fiancee’s 25th
birthday but he forgot and then he decided to go to the store to buy some cups and drinks for his 42nd and a half
piece of cake so that everyone could go barf out of Gusteau’s fat stinky rear. So when Mater ate a piece of
Mama’s homemade lemonade cream pie he didn’t like it so he spit it out and washed his mouth with a stinky foot
cheese but he puked. But that’s when the cheese started to evaporate from Linguini’s hat and started a big
explosion at the fancy restaurant called Gusteau’s where Dash runs the show of Motorama Girls. But one day, Doc
came along and busted the restaurant door open to reveal a super duper surprise. Standing in the middle of the
doorway was a giant statue of Stanley which had been hand-sculpted by Ramone and Guido. "They have
hands?"
“Guido has forklifts,” said a boy. So then Flik then decided to do something EVIL. He
went to Pizza Planet to order some pasta made of worms which tasted just brilliant because he added some salt and
some pepper. Then he went to the bathroom to wash his hands then Remy brought Colette in to introduce her to
Emile then decided to make some delicious soup named “Ratatouille” but that just wasn’t what she
wanted so then Colette kissed remy goodbye and drove to the nearest Subway and ordered a Veggie Delight meal with
extra sauce…
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(I’m glad for Ctrl+C and Ctrl V!)