False.
You have a website.
True.
You sing a cappella.
False.
You want to become a singer.
False.
You’ve incurred in corruption.
Yes? It depends how you define corruption, what I experienced wasn’t from government hands.
You’ve seen penguins.
True.
You have seen Seals.
True.
You’re expecting to play Disney Infinity.
False.
You have Kinect.
False.
You live in a cave.
False.
You don’t have a pet.
True.
You like zombies.
True, or at least, I like good zombie stories!
You like mummies.
True, in stories not in real life, but they are interesting in real life. 
You like Vampires.
True. I enjoyed reading Stoker’s Dracula when I was a youngster.
You’re wearing more than one shirt.
False. I’m wearing a red polo. But I like to layer my clothing, I wore a white collared shirt unbuttoned over a black Frankenweenie shirt to work on Thursday, ie “Casual Friday”, which is really up to the person whether he/she wants to pick Thursday or Sunday in my newsroom (or any other day for that matter). I usually pick both (and to make my laundry load easier since I can wear the same pair of jeans two days apart).
You have more than one T-shirt with a Pixar character on it (I don’t).
False. I don’t really have t-shirts.
You’ve watched all Tarantino films (only those he has directed, I mean).
False. Watched only two: Planet Terror and Kill Bill: Volume 1.
You’ve watched all the films Michael Bay has directed.
False.
You have watched all of James Cameron’s Films.
False. Not The Abyss.
You’ve rappelled down the side of a building (I have).
False.
You never use smilies on here.