False. Me gusta Kosher Dill.
You dislike knives that are not for use in cooking
False. There are other useful functions besides cooking.
You can hear a bell tower from your house.
Sadly false
You love Les Mis
False. I like Les Misérables, which I suppose is what you mean.
You own an antique piece from the 1700s.
False. I wish.
You can trace your family back to the 18th century
True
You hate purple
False.
You’ve received a warning from the moderators.
A very long time ago 
You prefer your father to your mother
False.
You enjoy reading dystopian literature.
TRUEEEEEEE
You like fantasy
True.
You’ve read a book by Tolkien
True, and I want to read them all. I’m intimidated by the Silmarillion, though.
You like Stephen King
Most of them.
You’ve seen a warthog.
EDIT: That was for the Tolkien question.
About SK: I mostly like his prison books.
False.
You have a pet.
True, a few
You like fluffy critters
True, I guess, but not to be near them.
You wish you were more likeable.
True. I wish I could help someone.
You are angry with someone
True, and I detest it. I love to love people!
You usually pass as something you’re not, based on your looks.
True. I am built for football, but… no. lol
You have more than basic computer skills
Yes, thanks to you
You are attending the Hercules movie night!!!