Hopefully true.
You are Evil.
Sometimes true. 
You hate studying math.
False.
You like science.
True, but not to practice a scientific activity.
You own a horse.
False
You can play the bassoon.
False.
You currently go to college.
True
You like to travel.
It only depends on the destination.
You’ve had a Pixar cake.
I wish I had.
You have been a Pixar character on April fools?
False.
You’re sad at the moment.
False!
You’ve read a book in the last 24 hours.
True.
You have fish.
True.
You own a Piano.
False
You like to save money more then spend.
False.
You try to improve every day.
True.
You like your family.
True. They drive me crazy, but I don’t dislike them.
Your birthday is this month.
False. It is in 6 months.
You birthday is in 6 months?
False,2 months
Your birthday was last month
True! Yes, it was on March 16th, how did you know?
You’ve badly injured yourself.