True Or False

False.

You’re related to Jason Voorhees.

False.

You want to eat right now.

False.

You’re related to Freddy Kruger.

False…

There’s a pregnant person in your house.

False

You like salad

True, but salad is such an ample word, that there are surely some I dislike.

You’ve written a parody with more than 1000 pages.

False. If I did one it would be better that all that Seltzer and Friedberg crap.

You had wine before.

True. But i was young and i thought it was grape juice because it came from grapes. so I gulped the darn thing. Thats why i don’t drink anymore

You like the band coldplay

False.

You are patient.

True

you are left-handed

False, but my sister is.

Some of your calls aren’t receiving answer.

True. Sometimes they go stright to voice mail

You are an indecisive person

About some topics.

You hate toilet humor.

True

You like oranges

True.

You live in the same city you were born.

It’s been over 20 years since I moved so false.

You seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Never complete. That’s very unusual for me, who usually try to watch every landmark film, but I’m not appealed by camp.

You like to sleep in total darkness.

Somewhat true.

You seen a film based on a Stephen King story.

I seen Carrie, The Shining, The Dead Zone, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption

False

You have a small bed

Sort of.

You seen slasher films.