True.
You post on other forum sites.
False.
You wear an eye-patch.
False.
You watch Cricket.
False.
You have a crush.
False.
You are a polite person.
True, most of the time.
You have a short temper.
Just around some people.
You’ll go to work today.
False.
You like playing Billiards.
True, even though I’m probably horrible at it. 
You like to eat fish.
Not much. But I love the rest of the seafood.
You’re a reasonably good archer.
False. I have terrible aim. But archery is fun, so I’m working on being better!
You like to dance.
False.
Your hair is shorter than ever.
False, it’s the opposite.
You like the band Sweet.
False. I don’t even know it exist.
You suffer from memory loss.
How do you play this game again? 
Just kidding, false.
You have problems with hearing.
Sometimes I think I do. Either that, or people don’t care to enunciate.
You have all your teeth.
True, until Monday. 
You have broken a bone.
False.
Your internet service is wireless.
True.
You like Aeroplanes.
Neither, Never have been on a plane.
You have seen the Hitler parody videos.