Throws birthday cake-filled balloon at aaldwarogers Happy birthday! 
stumbles on in and gets hit with everything everyone threw
Aww! You guys made me ink! 
Pelts Jessie with hundreds of water balloons
fills a cannon with water balloons and aims it at Jonah
FIRE!
Hey guys… I just dropped a humongous water bomb on the entire earth. FEAR ME!! 
Bwahaha…! You should all probably get on the Axiom before you get drenched.
Sorry I missed a lot you guys, we’ve been busy lately. Throws an extra supersize balloon at Daughter of Eve for dropping a water bomb on earth I’ll go in the Axiom if WALL-E is there so we can throw water balloons at Auto!
throws water balloon at the Axiom Computer so it can’t take off due to a malfunction
throws heat-seeking water balloons at Pizza Planet Truck and skunklover You can’t hide from them
Dude! Heat-seeking water balloons??! That tanks! 
Fills a water-filled rocket towards Evil_Genius_27’s house for throwing heat-seeking water balloons.
Oh gosh, we ruined the Axiom’s computer, too?! Man, we’re vicious! 
Heat seeking? I can beat that easy peasy
jet flies over head with higher heat signature that me and balloons follow the plane HaHa!
throws pizza filled balloons ataaldwrogers for his birthday andEvilgenius27 for throwing heatseeking balloons
Throws pasta filled balloons at Pizza Planet Truck for throwing pizza filled balloons
throws balloons with skunks on them at skunklover
We’re throwing skunk-filled balloons now? Alright I’ll top that. throws balloons filled with sharks with lasers on their heads at K9Girl and skunklover
Throws four gigantic water balloons at the next 4 people that post
ouch. Sharks with lasers on their head? Is that a reference to Pocket God?
throws balloon filled with raw sun inside at evil_genius_27 and PIxarFan3045
*Is confused by all the chaos and realizes that PixarFan threw a gigantic water balloon in my direction!! Goes to throw one back, but laughs when sees the raw sun-filled balloons being thrown by PPT *
You guys are going to get it…!
Sun filled balloons? Wow. Alright, how about this: throws Chuck Norris filled balloon at Pizza Planet Truck and Daughter of Eve
There is no escape from “The Norris”.
Stares at Chuck Norris balloons and thinks you gotta be kidding me… right before he high-fives my FACE.
In my pain, I still throw back a normal water balloon at Evil_Genius - I’m too weak to throw anything better.
Is too tired to throw a water balloon, so hires the Hulk to throw one at Daughter of Eve
First Chuck Norris and now Hulk?!? Geez, you guys! I thought we were all friends!!!
Hires Spiderman to tie up aaldawrogers so I can pelt him with water balloons in revenge.